Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
Yeeeah
They asked us to increase our time in the office over the next few weeks and productivity has plummeted. I actually like going in to this office but it’s so bustling it’s a bugger to concentrate.Oh some of our staff have turned their one-day-a-month office visits into such a MOAN. I mean, it hasn't worked and they all still need to come in but it is literally one day each month. And I think that's the problem - it doesn't seem worth doing.

Randomly harpooned myself on a door handle (at home) and now I’m bleeding out which is making me late for work.
I don’t want to get my shirt all bloodyJust turn up to work like that, let someone there deal with it.
(Apply pressure in the interim)

Perhaps a sackable offence...(Apply pressure in the intern)
Who is it signed by tho'? Remember that time Morrissey signed other people's albums? It could be like that...Waterstones wants me to pre-order signed new Jamie Oliver book. Fuck right off.
My broken back is still very STIFF

with the harpoon commentRandomly harpooned myself on a door handle (at home) and now I’m bleeding out which is making me late for work.
I want to go to the gym but I also don't want to go to the gym.
Randomly harpooned myself on a door handle (at home) and now I’m bleeding out which is making me late for work.
THIS.
I feel hideously fat and rubbish after 10 days in Munich, but I haven't quite worked up the energy to deal with that yet...
We don’t have our own desks anymore which means there’s always at least half an hour of trying to locate a suitable place and to solve all the technical issues which always seem to arise.
Not dead yet Reet!I am genuinely quite worried about OUR JUXZ.
Not dead yet Reet!
Cut to Big Ron starting the 'Juxz DEAD' thread tomorrowUnless JUXZ has sharpened all of their door handles to a fine point I dont think its quite the trauma you believe reets x
Don’t you have a booking system?