FREEDOM MONDAY

[Kate]

Did we all go clubbing at midnight?

 

[COB]

I hope not

 

[big ron]

Did we all go clubbing at midnight?

I was tempted but no one seemed up for it. Also my employee who sits opposite me has covid, despite being double jabbed, so I'm now slightly less excited about sharing sweat with strangers and snorting ket off toilet cysterns, much as I miss it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The rest of the world watching England today

 

[big ron]

Think I'll stick to outdoor partying for now.

 

[octophone]

I'll stick to not partying at all.

 

[octophone]

Unless you call a 4CD Mudhoney box set a party which, to be fair, I doubt even Mudhoney would.

 

[dmlaw]

I see that Jair Bolsonaro has been in hospital with a blocked intestine. You might say that he was full of shit.

 

[GNL]

I see that Jair Bolsonaro has been in hospital with a blocked intestine. You might say that he was full of shit.

That man is constantly malfunctioning.

 

[Iguana]

He got shot in the intestine during the 2018 campaign so makes sense. Vile man.

 

[GNL]

 

[Soldi]

I’m going to celebrate freedom day by coughing on everyone and parading round crowded spaces nude without a mask

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m going to celebrate freedom day by coughing on everyone and parading round crowded spaces nude without a mask

Antivax pervert!

 

[Diddy]

With no erection!

 

[lolly]

I'll stick to not partying at all.

IKR

Slightly horrified at the prospect of feeling obliged to hug people again

 

[lolly]

I’m going to celebrate freedom day by coughing on everyone and parading round crowded spaces nude without a mask

Cornwall does this to people

 

[lolly]

What's the betting we'll have more reports of THE BEAST OF BODMIN

 

[lolly]

Christ, about 3 minutes out in the sun and I can feel my arms burning.

I've got one of those neck fans and look a right twat, but really couldn't give a shit.

 

[Soldi]

NOT REALLY

I’m going to Tintagel Castle and will be MASKED UP

 

[Lucille]

Shocking footage of @funky this morning.

 

[big ron]

Just had my second prick

 

[big ron]

Shocking footage of @funky this morning.

Scousers really are fucking amazing

 

[Kate]

I understood about 5% of that

 

[big ron]

Some of Ms Rons family are borderline scouse so I can translate

 

[Kate]

I think I got most of it on second listen

TA-RAH TO FOOKIN YOU

 

[lolly]

 

[Soldi]

Oooh my bar job in Manchester is starting up again next month. It’ll be my first shift there since last March

 

[big ron]

Oooh my bar job in Manchester is starting up again next month. It’ll be my first shift there since last March

Which bar? Might come in and harass you.

 

[Soldi]

Which bar? Might come in and harass you.

.

 

[Lucille]

He’s working at the SACHAS HOTEL.

 

[Soldi]

big ron should be able to see the edit history when he logs back on should he still wish to harass me

 

[RJN]

Shocking footage of @funky this morning.

I understood about 5% of that

I think I understood actually 0%

 

[big ron]

big ron should be able to see the edit history when he logs back on should he still wish to harass me

THIS is why I campaigned so tirelessly to get into power.

 

[Lucille]

About to do 8 shifts over the next 5 days as we have NO STAFF. Pray for Lucy.

 

[octophone]

I think I got most of it on second listen

TA-RAH TO FOOKIN YOU

When I first watched it, I thought she said "shirtlifting" and I thought "well, fair enough, that's fucking terrible"...then I twigged.

 

[Beverley]

I think I understood actually 0%

Come visit, I'll take you to the deepest, darkest depths of Liverpool.

 

[funky]

I think I understood actually 0%

Ignore these rascals. I speak well proper.

 

[funky]

Come visit, I'll take you to the deepest, darkest depths of Liverpool.

oh that’s good cos I won’t

 

[RJN]

I can't wait to get in a fight in a Liverpool grocery store, backed up by @Beverley and @funky

 

[Lucille]

Just imagining Cilla going on a similar rant at a poor air hostess when she’s denied her 7th glass of champagne in seat 1A.