Friday asks if the angry orange man has lost yet

[Star]

Out of the mouth of babes

 

[AlgoAlex]

I woke up this morning and thought SURELY there’d be a result. How naive I am

 

[Star]

It's the first thing Kylie asked as he woke up!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I woke up this morning and thought SURELY there’d be a result. How naive I am

Oh we’ve got a whole weekend of EVENT television prepared for us

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's the first thing Kylie asked as he woke up!!

Baby Kylie follows the election?

 

[Star]

Baby Kylie follows the election?

We've obviously been talking about it too much, he takes it all in

 

[AlgoAlex]

right just caught up on the election thread, BARKING

 

[AlgoAlex]

We've obviously been talking about it too much, he takes it all in

Ooh getting into politics at a young age, we have a future prime minister! I trust he will be going to ETON ?

 

[Star]

Ooh getting into politics at a young age, we have a future prime minister! I trust he will be going to ETON ?

Let's not forget we have a school right on our doorstep that was attended by previous prime ministers

 

[AlgoAlex]

Let's not forget we have a school right on our doorstep that was attended by previous prime ministers

Well it’s DESTINY!

 

[ButterTart]

Honestly if Kylie and Dannii were the only two counting the votes they'd still probably be more efficient than whoever the Hell they've got doing it right now. America only had 38 states when the count started.

 

[COB]

Good morning! I'm really very ready for this week to be over, yesterday was a shitshow at work and today should be better but I'm still very tired

 

[Diddy]

Honestly if Kylie and Dannii were the only two counting the votes they'd still probably be more efficient than whoever the Hell they've got doing it right now. America only had 38 states when the count started.

I heard they sent some uncounted ballot boxes over on the Mayflower

 

[Star]

Happy Kylie album release day everyone

 

[AlgoAlex]

Happy Kylie album release day everyone

Your CHILD has released an album?

 

[octophone]

Honestly if Kylie and Dannii were the only two counting the votes they'd still probably be more efficient than whoever the Hell they've got doing it right now. America only had 38 states when the count started.

I know right? We can sort an entire General Election in six hours with four old dears, one pot of Earl Grey and a packet of garibaldi so what the actual fuck is this about?

 

[Lucille]

Your CHILD has released an album?

Indian children are classic over-achievers.

 

[Star]

Indian children are classic over-achievers.

Don't worry, @cwej is always checking to make sure I'm not being a pushy parent. We chat about it a lot when the kids go for their a-level maths tuition classes with him.

 

[ButterTart]

Just bought the dog’s advent calendar. Holidays are coming.

 

[Kate]

I've pre-ordered my iPhone 12 mini. I've become one of THOSE CUNTS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

To the thread title.

Reader, he has.

 

[Phoenix]

Everyone here is in a tizzy because Whole Foods has banned its employees from wearing poppies. People are so stupid.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm getting twatted tonight.

 

[floppet]

I'm getting twatted tonight.

As a good old northern lass I hope you mean the drunken kind of twatted and not the beat up kind of twatted.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

:emoji_wine_glass::emoji_cocktail::emoji_champagne_glass::emoji_champagne:

 

[Kate]

:emoji_champagne: in the fridge and waiting for Mr Kate to come over and decide what :emoji_ramen::emoji_pizza::emoji_hamburger::emoji_spaghetti::emoji_stew: we're getting from Deliveroo.

 

[Tisch]

:emoji_champagne: in the fridge and waiting for Mr Kate to come over and decide what :emoji_ramen::emoji_pizza::emoji_hamburger::emoji_spaghetti::emoji_stew: we're getting from Deliveroo.

BOLOGNAISE CHIPS

 

[Kate]

:emoji_spaghetti::emoji_fries::emoji_ballot_box_with_check:

 

[cwej]

Don't worry, @cwej is always checking to make sure I'm not being a pushy parent. We chat about it a lot when the kids go for their a-level maths tuition classes with him.

I was fine when it was just Kylie, but when Dannii was brought in at 18 months I wasn’t having it any more.

 

[Mike(y) W]

I personally can't wait to see him being dragged out of the White House by his toupee. Melania's probably already packed and gone.