Friday attacked by wild boars

[rhythmbandit]

Spoons didn’t have any pizzas when I was in yesterday

BREXIT BRITAIN

They didn't have any BREAKFAST when I went in this morning. That was 5 minutes after opening. Literally nothing apart from MOMA porridge.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Went to a work do on Tuesday night which was jokingly referred to as a super-spreader event.

Four confirmed cases of the 'vids so far.

We have a do next week but can only go if we're double jabbed, have a PCR test two days before and two days after.

 

[Jark]

Planning my trip to see my mum in a couple of months, and getting unnecessarily excited at the prospect of an overnight layover in Amsterdam Maybe I'll stalk @Jark while I'm there

COME SEE ME!

 

[ButterTart]

My friend just described Lisa Scott-Lee as ‘call centre fit’ and I think it’s the most accurate description of her I’ve ever heard.

 

[Rachey]

Is it because it's not curry night

Oh I found out today that every day is curry night now!

 

[K.C.]

Today my work friend saw my open browser and asked "What's Moopy?"

I've never dived for my laptop so hard.

 

[GNL]

Just checked into my hotel for the next two nights and... My room has three beds?!