Friday doesn’t even BOTHER with a DAILY THREAD

[Kate]

WHAT A CUNT

 

[Lucille]

 

[Kate]

 

[Rita]

OMG I QUALIFIED!!!

 

[Star]

OMG I QUALIFIED!!!

Hope you get a good place in the running order bbz

 

[Dark Carnival]

Just to be clear, we’re still staning this QUEEN

 

[Rita]

Just to be clear, we’re still staning this QUEEN

What country is she representing hun?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What country is she representing hun?

The Moon (Blood)

 

[Dark Carnival]

What country is she representing hun?

LATVIA

Sadly, she’s been EXPUNGED

 

[Rita]

LATVIA

Sadly, she’s been EXPUNGED

Oh NO. What a TRAVESTY!

 

[dmlaw]

Oh NO. What a TRAVESTY!

In fairness, even the stans acknowledge that her song was terrible. It's the queen herself that they like.

 

[Rita]

What will I drink tomorrow?? Everything? I think I will start with some GIN.

 

[COB]

I have the day off and it's miserable outside

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh NO. What a TRAVESTY!

We’re absolutely DEVASTATED, love. @Apocalypt Flyer has vowed to never leave his mountains ever again and @Lucille was seen saying no to COCK for the first time ever

 

[Rita]

Some fella called RAFE SPALL is on This Morning and all I can say is YES PLEASE.

 

[Rita]

He is married to IZZY FROM HOLLYOAKS and his dad is TIMOTHY SPALL. He certainly doesn’t get his looks from his Daddy.

 

[Rita]

OK, I’ll stop talking. I should have stopped before I admitted I was watching This Morning, but I LOVE Alison Hammond.

 

[Indie]

Took me ages to find a non-gay Christmas thread.

Picked a good time to come on holiday.

 

[Cloud]

Finally met up with my friends last night for the first time since last March, had a curry and a few pints, and yes hugs, was great

Today get swab shoved up nose for precautionary reasons before a minor op.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The weather is APPALLING TODAY.

That said I've just met my mate for INSIDE LUNCH at the GARDEN CENTRE and it was the TITS.

 

[Rita]

I am TEENAGER FREE this weekend. My daughter is off to EDINBURGH and my son is staying at his friends in PERTH until Sunday. What’s one to do!?

 

[Soldi]

I am TEENAGER FREE this weekend. My daughter is off to EDINBURGH and my son is staying at his friends in PERTH until Sunday. What’s one to do!?

There’s this TV show on tomorrow night.

 

[Lucille]

I am TEENAGER FREE this weekend. My daughter is off to EDINBURGH and my son is staying at his friends in PERTH until Sunday. What’s one to do!?

GET PISSED and GET DICKED.

 

[Rita]

GET PISSED and GET DICKED.

The MAN is out of town, so I think I will just get absolutely SLAUGHTERED.

 

[Rita]

That made it sound like we are an ITEM, and exclusive. We aren’t, but he is DYNAMITE in the sack and he buys me nice things so we may well be at some point.

 

[Lucille]

The MAN is out of town, so I think I will just get absolutely SLAUGHTERED.

Time to RAID the vege drawer then hen. x

 

[Rita]

Time to RAID the vege drawer then hen. x

What about YOU? Have you not found a gentleman suitor since your triumphant London return?

 

[Lucille]

Not a WHIFF of cock love, I fear the FIRE WITHIN has been EXTINGUISHED for good

 

[Rita]

Not a WHIFF of cock love, I fear the FIRE WITHIN has been EXTINGUISHED for good

*hugs*

 

[Cloud]

So first professional swab. Gets shoved in deep ( ) and a little eye watering but is over in seconds so overall easier than the home testing.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I just made a REPULSIVE DINNER

 

[Soldi]

What did you cook?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Grilled chicken with gnocchi in green pesto. It was an easy meal, but it just didn't work for me at all. I think at the very least it lacked vegetable.

Mr Ag loved it and ATE IT ALL.

 

[COB]

Just emailed a PLUMBER - the process of getting my flat ready to r*nt it o*t has officially begun

 

[funky]

It went on a sort of date tonight. It wasn’t a success. As in, I’m in bed alone. Meh.

 

[Rita]

 

[COB]

It went on a sort of date tonight. It wasn’t a success. As in, I’m in bed alone. Meh.

Well that's alright if it's early on, isn't it

 

[funky]

I don’t have a bathtub

so instead I’m watching Prime and eating brownies. Could be worse.

 

[Rita]

He clearly wasn’t worth your time so yes, fill yourself up on brownies grab a bottle of plonk and sit back and think of....Eurovision.

 

[funky]

Well that's alright if it's early on, isn't it

how do you mean? As in, early enough to Get on Grindr and find a substitute?

THE THOUGHT NEVER ENTERED MY MIND!