Friday feeds four finch flying from Finland

[ButterTart]

Oh dear not that SHITE again

That’s the first time you’ve ever used that phrase.

 

[Iguana]

I lent them £32,000,000 so they could make that bank statement look as realistic as possible, and yet as soon as I want an excuse to wear a fascinator they’re like ‘ooh, we’ve never actually met you’.

Sorry again for spending it all on gambling and padded bags

 

[Tisch]

If Covid is still around by the time our new wedding date comes along and many family members can't come/have been killed off, then we'll need some Moopers to make up the numbers. x

 

[Lucille]

Do you have a hot best man I can shag?

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry again for spending it all on gambling and padded bags

That catering tub of fisting lube was all the thanks I needed.

 

[Rita]

If Covid is still around by the time our new wedding date comes along and many family members can't come/have been killed off, then we'll need some Moopers to make up the numbers. x

 

[ButterTart]

If Covid is still around by the time our new wedding date comes along and many family members can't come/have been killed off, then we'll need some Moopers to make up the numbers. x

Fingers crossed! I will be invoicing you for this Breville Pie Magic if I don’t get to give it as a thoughtful wedding present.

 

[SDF]

Wait. Has @SDF moved to LONDON?

Are you trying to get rid of me?

 

[octophone]

So Soldi’s daily thread that time with the graphic and accurate description of DC’s shite-encrusted beard was quite beyond the pale, then?

I think I was off in the huff when that happened. Either that or I was in the office so my tolerance for other people's shit was a bit higher than it is after a week's holiday.

 

[Rita]

Are you trying to get rid of me?

NO! NEVER!

 

[Rita]

@SDF I just noticed that you were down there longer than the usual cheeky weekend jolly.

 

[Rita]

Do you have a hot best man I can shag?

Honey, you really need to get yourself some. Can you not take a turn on Soldi?

 

[big ron]

Can I be your plus 1

 

[Rita]

Can I be your plus 1

ALWAYS

x

 

[Lucille]

Honey, you really need to get yourself some. Can you not take a turn on Soldi?

She hardly screams TOP darling.

 

[Lucille]

Anyway I got some on Sunday, just feeling a little RANDY as I had some blow last night.

 

[Rita]

She hardly screams TOP darling.

Soldi is a girl of MANY TRICKS.

 

[Soldi]

Soldi is a girl of MANY TRICKS.

*twirls*

 

[Rita]

*twirls*

OH MY ACTUAL GOD. You are NIKE, aren’t you?

 

[Soldi]

He can keep his SHITTY BEARD for Soldi. Thanks all the same, my love.

Oh Rita I thought everyone knew by this point but our DC wouldn’t touch me with a barge pole.

 

[Soldi]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD. You are NIKE, aren’t you?

WHO?

 

[Rita]

Oh Rita I thought everyone knew by this point but our DC wouldn’t touch me with a barge pole.

I think a SHITTY STICK would be more apt.

 

[Rita]

WHO?

Middle aged, slightly psychopathic smash with cheddar cheese loving former female poster with a penchant for typing

*twirls*

 

[Soldi]

Middle aged, slightly psychopathic smash with cheddar cheese loving former female poster with a penchant for typing

*twirls*

Hun I’m a nineteen year old, RELATIVELY NORMAL, feta loving Male poster with a penchant for typing about SHIT.

 

[Rita]

Hun I’m a nineteen year old, RELATIVELY NORMAL, feta loving Male poster with a penchant for typing about SHIT.

Don’t COME THE CUNT with me. I’ve found you OUT.

 

[Rita]

JAM RAGS ALL ROUND.

 

[Rita]

I know you are not really her @Soldi. I was just pointing out that she also used to like to TWIRL.

 

[Soldi]

Don’t COME THE CUNT with me. I’ve found you OUT.

What ARE you on about?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SOLDI EXPOSED!

 

[Lucille]

Has she been on the BREAKFAST WINE?

 

[SDF]

He's just visiting, but I note he didn't try to arrange a meet up in mine and Tisch's garden

I didn’t realise the public attractions were opened. I’ll pop by in a few weeks though, yes?

 

[Iguana]

I didn’t realise the public attractions were opened. I’ll pop by in a few weeks though, yes?

Yay!!

 

[Tisch]

Do you have a hot best man I can shag?

Actually yes! He's not single but that's not stopped him before.

I'm not sure I can say he's HOT but he's nice. Been my best mate since 11 so would be weird if I suddenly thought he was HOT.

 

[big ron]

I love it when Rita goes full on HOT MESS

 

[octophone]

Don’t COME THE CUNT with me.

That's a great Scottish phrase, that.

 

[Lucille]

Actually yes! He's not single but that's not stopped him before.

I'm not sure I can say he's HOT but he's nice. Been my best mate since 11 so would be weird if I suddenly thought he was HOT.

It’ll do!

 

[ButterTart]

That's a great Scottish phrase, that.

Do people with greeting faces use it?

 

[Soldi]

What on earth next? @Rita accuses Kate of being Kate Middleton because they have the SAME NAMES

 

[Diddy]

Ok since I was locked in the other daily thread I’ll just repeat what I said there

I have discovered two things today
Priyanka’s YouTube channel (which the internet doesn’t seem to have noticed yet)
And my favourite chocolate bar had a corn soup flavour, it’s not bad

 

[ButterTart]

What on earth next? @Rita accuses Kate of being Kate Middleton because they have the SAME NAMES

Oh my God I totally see that.