Friday feeds four finch flying from Finland

[Lucille]

They both like POLKA DOT dresses.

 

[Diddy]

Both have sisters who ruin weddings with their arses?

 

[ButterTart]

They both like POLKA DOT dresses.

And we know Kate has a significant other... and she’s never said he’s not Prince William.

 

[Generic Account]

If Covid is still around by the time our new wedding date comes along and many family members can't come/have been killed off, then we'll need some Moopers to make up the numbers. x

delighted!

 

[Star]

And we know Kate has a significant other... and she’s never said he’s not Prince William.

I've always suspected our Kate of have three kids hiding away somewhere.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

KATE EXPOSED!

 

[Kate]

I've always suspected our Kate of have three kids hiding away somewhere.

If by "hiding away somewhere" you mean "flushed down the toilet"

(JK NOT REALLY)

 

[Soldi]

If by "hiding away somewhere" you mean "flushed down the toilet"

(JK NOT REALLY)

 

[lolly]

Always here for hot shit chat @Soldi x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

JK

THIS IS A CUNT FREE ZONE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THIS IS A CUNT FREE ZONE!

Except for [REDACTED] but they're [REDACTED].

 

[Diddy]

Is it still sharting if you do it on a toilet? @KindaCool to konfirm

 

[lolly]

Has he been let off the naughty step yet?

 

[OutSynk]

Is it still sharting if you do it on a toilet? @KindaCool to konfirm

Thank God I’m eating right now.

 

[K.C.]

Is it still sharting if you do it on a toilet? @KindaCool to konfirm

Omg it's cuz I had too much Rumpleminze (Not sure if anyone's familiar with that liqueur) and I literally RAN to the toilet and my asshole just EXPLODED and I sharted everywhere. It was the kind shit that burns your hole on the way out.

10 KC's Toilet

 

[Kate]

Peppermint schnapps? So an INFERIOR MENTHE

 

[OutSynk]

 

[K.C.]

Peppermint schnapps? So an INFERIOR MENTHE

It's 100 proof. 2 shots and most people are DONE.

But it's soooo good. It tastes like alcoholic bubblegum and makes you lick your lips.

 

[octophone]

Ok since I was locked in the other daily thread I’ll just repeat what I said there

I have discovered two things today
Priyanka’s YouTube channel (which the internet doesn’t seem to have noticed yet)
And my favourite chocolate bar had a corn soup flavour, it’s not bad

Apologies. Timelines made moving the post logistically tricksy.

 

[octophone]

Has he been let off the naughty step yet?

Oh, he wasn't on it.

 

[octophone]

Always here for hot shit chat @Soldi x

#lollyscatqueen

 

[Diddy]

At least @KindaCool knows how to clean his bum hole

 

[K.C.]

At least @KindaCool knows how to clean his bum hole

Courtesy of Madame Banks.

(Keep my secrets safe @Diddy )

 

[dmlaw]

At least @KindaCool knows how to clean his bum hole

He certainly does if he's been licking his lips. I've never been able to bend that way.

 

[K.C.]

omg I'm so NOT into that.

Actually, I've always wondered if scat will ever be as "mainstream" in the gay community as pissplay has.

 

[SDF]

@SDF I just noticed that you were down there longer than the usual cheeky weekend jolly.

yes, I was down for 10 days. And back again shortly when I’m officially homeless. Hoping you’ll put me up for a few nights when I get back x

 

[Rita]

What on earth next? @Rita accuses Kate of being Kate Middleton because they have the SAME NAMES

Don’t you BLOODY START that nonsense with me young man.

DON’T DO IT!

 

[Soldi]

Don’t you BLOODY START that nonsense with me young man.

DON’T DO IT!

Love u Rita xoxo

 

[Rita]

Love u Rita xoxo

I should think so after the HELL you put me through.

 

[Rita]

yes, I was down for 10 days. And back again shortly when I’m officially homeless. Hoping you’ll put me up for a few nights when I get back x

Anytime darling. We have plenty room for you here x

 

[Dark Carnival]

Honey, you really need to get yourself some. Can you not take a turn on Soldi?

I’ll gladly lend him

 

[Dark Carnival]

xox

 

[AlgoAlex]

Hello loves, carrying this over from the other thread but I had such a great night with @Pingu @Suomi and @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid yesterday playing board games that I’m pretty sure @Suomi made up as we went along.

I read this and was slightly AGOG. Then I realised it was legal in most of the country

 

[Soldi]

Omg @Kalabaliken TEASING us with the title!

 

[Star]

I read this and was slightly AGOG. Then I realised it was legal in most of the country

YES. I'm going to invite five friends over all from different households and that's fine. No risk at all

 

[Soldi]

I read this and was slightly AGOG. Then I realised it was legal in most of the country

Wait do we still have the local restrictions up here?

 

[lolly]

YES. I'm going to invite five friends over all from different households and that's fine. No risk at all

You get about double that number of households in the garden next door every week anyway. Good job corona can't manage to get over fences.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Wait do we still have the local restrictions up here?

Fuck knows/cares

I THINK we can still meet people outside if not a garden :/ Whatever it is it’s clearly NOT WORKING

 

[Soldi]

Fuck knows/cares

I THINK we can still meet people outside if not a garden :/ Whatever it is it’s clearly NOT WORKING

Oh right so I’m not going to DIE for meeting up with my sister for a walk tomorrow then.

 

[AlgoAlex]

YES. I'm going to invite five friends over all from different households and that's fine. No risk at all

EXACTLY !!