Friday feeds four finch flying from Finland

[AlgoAlex]

Oh right so I’m not going to DIE for meeting up with my sister for a walk tomorrow then.

No, as long as you watch out for geese

 

[Star]

You get about double that number of households in the garden next door every week anyway. Good job corona can't manage to get over fences.

Exactly! Can't wait to file more reports against them and have no action taken as before.

Talking of the devils, the other day the DHL man arrived with a parcel addressed to one of the girls next door, but with my address. So I told the driver she must have made a mistake, she lives next door. He rang their bell and as always no one answers (even though usually there is at least one of them in there). So I took the package in for them. In the evening when the girl came to get it, I told her she had accidently put my door number down instead of hers, and she replies 'No I did like this, this very important to me I need today and maybe no one at my house'.

They obviously have no idea how much we report/hate them

 

[Soldi]

Exactly! Can't wait to file more reports against them and have no action taken as before.

Talking of the devils, the other day the DHL man arrived with a parcel addressed to one of the girls next door, but with my address. So I told the driver she must have made a mistake, she lives next door. He rang their bell and as always no one answers (even though usually there is at least one of them in there). So I took the package in for them. In the evening when the girl came to get it, I told her she had accidently put my door number down instead of hers, and she replies 'No I did like this, this very important to me I need today and maybe no one at my house'.

They obviously have no idea how much we report/hate them

I say BURN the next parcel of theirs that’s delivered to you

 

[Kate]

Next time REFUSE IT!

 

[Tisch]

Was it anthrax?

 

[big ron]

Wait do we still have the local restrictions up here?

I had 100 people in a field a couple of weeks ago but we went to Cheshire to do it so Coronavirus couldnt infect us

 

[lolly]

*insert Catherine Tate Nan sketch What A Fucking Liberty gif here*

(If it was 2005)

 

[Star]

Next time REFUSE IT!

They literally have a delivery every day, most of the time it comes to us. Since I've been back at work Mr Star doesn't bother answering the door, I tend to take them in the days I'm home. But honestly what a liberty! Good thing is I check out all their names from the parcels and look them up on Facebook. Every single one of them (like all 10) have a completely open profile.

 

[Star]

*insert Catherine Tate Nan sketch What A Fucking Liberty gif here*

(If it was 2005)

Took the words out of my mouth

 

[lolly]

I would refuse it. Seriously. Tell them nobody of that name lives at your address.

 

[big ron]

Exactly! Can't wait to file more reports against them and have no action taken as before.

Talking of the devils, the other day the DHL man arrived with a parcel addressed to one of the girls next door, but with my address. So I told the driver she must have made a mistake, she lives next door. He rang their bell and as always no one answers (even though usually there is at least one of them in there). So I took the package in for them. In the evening when the girl came to get it, I told her she had accidently put my door number down instead of hers, and she replies 'No I did like this, this very important to me I need today and maybe no one at my house'.

They obviously have no idea how much we report/hate them

Is she foreign?

 

[Star]

I would refuse it. Seriously. Tell them nobody of that name lives at your address.

Mr Star made this point. If we hadn't been home we would have been left a 'sorry we missed you card'. Then we would have been chasing a package that wasn't even ours!

 

[Star]

Is she foreign?

Moopy would love their parties to be honest, it's like Eurovision music all night.

 

[lolly]

Mr Star made this point. If we hadn't been home we would have been left a 'sorry we missed you card'. Then we would have been chasing a package that wasn't even ours!

Either that, or accept it, and when they call round to collect it, tell them nothing has been delivered. Let them chase it up. If anything more comes of it later, you can always say 'oh unless it's this parcel of mine I forgot to open. Sorry about that'.

 

[Kate]

Mr Star made this point. If we hadn't been home we would have been left a 'sorry we missed you card'. Then we would have been chasing a package that wasn't even ours!

Yeah FUCK THAT!

 

[octophone]

Mr Star made this point. If we hadn't been home we would have been left a 'sorry we missed you card'. Then we would have been chasing a package that wasn't even ours!

Yeah, refuse them. Then deny everything.

 

[Diddy]

Is Star going to stab them in the eye with garden shears?? The prophecy...

 

[big ron]

Moopy would love their parties to be honest, it's like Eurovision music all night.

I read her in the voice of Sonya, Alan Partridge’s girlfriend