Friday flees to Canada

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Hafta be honest, been tempted myself recently.

Anyway, morning. Payday. No, really, it is - we're on a 4 weekly pay cycle and this is where we are.
 
What little I know about Canada and the people from there I've met makes me think it would be a good place to live. The skiing look immense.
 
I could get in off then back of my dad's citizenship. Tempting now that we're in firm Brexit territory.
 
I really need to get my Irish passport sorted this year.
 
Just planted 20 trees in the Amazon. Well not me, but I paid for it. Big Ron Greenwashing Inc.
 
Honestly I could not GIVE THE FAINTEST FUCK what kind of PICTURES we have on the OFFICE WALLS. WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO SOME FUCKING ACTUAL WORK FOR A CHANGE? :manson:
 
I've had computer problems all day and one of my colleague decided to moan his dick off about the fact that he'd had to come in. Turns out he asked for today off, yesterday. The answer was no because we had too many people off already. He was met half-way and given a half-day which he duly spent whining and griping. Prick.
 
*le finish at 1 on Fridays smugface*

Sorting stuff out in my room. The thing about Christmas.... I'm very grateful for presents but now have enough hats, gloves and scarves to keep a small army warm. Maybe a charity will take some of them...
 
Inviting a ton of Facebook friends to my birthday has alerted me to two people having unfriended me very recently. I can only assume TORIES.
 
We close at 1 on Fridays but only in the summertime. Which I have suggested should be any day above 10 degrees.
 
Shirley said:
Honestly I could not GIVE THE FAINTEST FUCK what kind of PICTURES we have on the OFFICE WALLS. WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO SOME FUCKING ACTUAL WORK FOR A CHANGE? :manson:
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If you get the paintings you did BLINDFOLDED AND DIRECTED BY A TEAM MATE on a TEAM BUILDING DAY stuck on the wall for half a decade, YOU'LL FUCKING CARE
 
I’ve just discovered that a friend of mine has been taken on an all expenses paid work jaunt to TIROL and I want to die of envy and rage. I didn’t even get a bottle of Blue Nun or Trackshittaz compact disc for my breathtaking income-generating efforts last year. God I hate self-employment
 
lolly said:
If you get the paintings you did BLINDFOLDED AND DIRECTED BY A TEAM MATE on a TEAM BUILDING DAY stuck on the wall for half a decade, YOU'LL FUCKING CARE
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I should have asked for some NICE TASTEFUL SOFT PORN
 
octophone said:
I've had computer problems all day and one of my colleague decided to moan his dick off about the fact that he'd had to come in. Turns out he asked for today off, yesterday. The answer was no because we had too many people off already. He was met half-way and given a half-day which he duly spent whining and griping. Prick.
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Could be worse. You could still have La Femme du Grand Vent sat near you. I can only imagine that several chairs have been very badly soiled by now :(
 
On the Tirol front (again), he’s now complaining about the FOUR STAR I MIGHT ADD hotel being in a “shitty part of town” like it’s fucking Thamesmead or something. Ungrateful WRETCH! :oi:
 
P.S. if any Moopers want to come (4th April in Central London) hit me up :):) I have a minimum spend to cover after all.
 
OOOH, we're getting an IKEA in Hammersmith next year. HOW EXCITING.

Although I'm planning to have won the lottery and moved to a riverside penthouse in Zone 1 by then.
 
Kate said:
OOOH, we're getting an IKEA in Hammersmith next year. HOW EXCITING.

Although I'm planning to have won the lottery and moved to a riverside penthouse in Zone 1 by then.
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So my opposite neighbour (same age as me) just moved home to a place a mile up the road. We bought our houses at the same time. Anyway I googled the new house as you do, seems to be some sort of mansion with a cinema room. I'm so jealous :(
 
Star said:
So my opposite neighbour (same age as me) just moved home to a place a mile up the road. We bought our houses at the same time. Anyway I googled the new house as you do, seems to be some sort of mansion with a cinema room. I'm so jealous :(
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You may not be cash rich YET, but you have a beautiful family which is worth so much more than a mansion with a cinema room. No need to be jealous, as they probably envy you.
 
The GREEN EYED MONSTER indeed

Star has a home most people her age (or even ANY age) would be jealous of.
 
Rita said:
You may not be cash rich YET, but you have a beautiful family which is worth so much more than a mansion with a cinema room. No need to be jealous, as they probably envy you.
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Bless you, they actually have twin girls same age as little Kylie! They are seriously lovely though so I can't hate, plus he's a dentist so they're loaded anyway.
 
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