Friday gets Mariah Carey's breakfast done

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Did I do it right?

Don't know about anyone else but I'm getting a big greasy dirty bun for my final morning break at work for the year.
 
Disappointing that the daily thread title doesn't feature MARIAH CAREY to be honest
 
Sheena said:
ALWAYS the way. Just waiting for mine. The minute I STOP...
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I'm working next week and we are REALLY SHORT STAFFED, so I would REALLY like to get rid of this over the weekend so I can at least have my 2 days off in PEACE :(
 
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Fabulous walk of shame spotted this morning...bleary woman in tight silver spangly dress gets out of taxi carrying shoes and walks into the Abode Hotel

WE KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO :disco: :D
 
Droopy Drawers's SON is in the office! Just in case we don't all manage to catch the LURGY from her coughing we can have a free extra dose!
 
My replacement George Foreman grill arrived at 7.15 this morning. Gotta love living at the first motorway junction after the warehouse.
 
Sheena said:
ALWAYS the way. Just waiting for mine. The minute I STOP...
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Classic lack of mindfulness, Shee.

It's why it pays to be lazy as fuck for a few days before finishing work.
 
Sheena said:
And FUCK mindfulness. I’m too BUSY for mindfulness.
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I don't necessarily mean in the 'let's sit for half an hour contemplating a raisin' sense. But I know for me before a holiday or time off work you can just go crazy and speed through on adrenaline - and then as soon as you stop and exhale, THWACK, something floors you.
 
Kate said:
You know very well I’ve never been able to stand her “cutesy but slutty” SCHTICK
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Let's face it - her most famous moment is "I don't know her" i.e. being a stuck-up bitch.
 
I always thought that even people who liked Mariah's music acknowledged that she is an awful cunt.
 
Been lumbered with various people today who want to "observe" what I'm doing (to decide if they want to come to the team or not). I am tense as fuck and just want them all to GO AWAY.
 
And work for 2019

*cracks knuckles*

IS DONE.


Did I blast Rainbow Dash singing Jingle Bells out of the car on the way home, yes, yes I did.
 
To do list this afternoon:
Clothes wash
Dishwasher
Package up a dress to be returned
Email my mother
Schedule Ocado delivery for the new year
Change the bedsheets

Not sure if I'll have time to squeeze any work in there
 
The world is already annoyingly busy and antsy
 
Kate said:
To do list this afternoon:
Clothes wash
Dishwasher
Package up a dress to be returned
Email my mother
Schedule Ocado delivery for the new year
Change the bedsheets

Not sure if I'll have time to squeeze any work in there
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You forgot to put enter Moopy Christmas Family Fortunes on that list, Kate.
 
I'm just leaving the office in the next 10 minutes but I'm in on Monday. Hopefully, most of the irritants will be off then as well.
 
So came into work for 45 minutes, went out for lunch for 2 hours now i;m pissed again. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
 
I want to go home

Droopy-Drawers is being particularly annoying today by alternating JOGGING PILES OF PAPER with COUGHING :zombie:

I've never known anyone get so many coughs. At least her son fucked off quickly. He wasn't very ORNAMENTAL for a YOUNG MAN
 
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