Friday hides from Andrew Neil

[octophone]

Dang-dagga-dang-dang-de-dang-dang-de-dang-dang-dagga-dang-dang-de-dang-dang-de-dang-dang-dagga-dang-dang-de-dang-dang-de-dang-dang-dagga-dang-dang-de-dang-dang-de-dang-dang-dagga-dang-dang-de-dang-dang-de-dang-dang etc etc

 

[Indie]

If Andrew Neil enters within a 100 mile radius of me, my head disappears inside my torso.

 

[octophone]

Well, this morning is already a cavalcade of idiocy. One girl elected to treat us to her attempt to use a bathroom cubicle that was not in a good way (shall we say) - I had to tell her to stop describing it to us, the gross bitch.

 

[octophone]

Someone in our office has just used the abbreviation POC to mean "point of contact". However, the POC is a Person Of Colour and it has kicked off.

 

[Shirley]

Y'know I WOULD give money to WIKIPEDIA if ONLY it would stop going on about "£2 THE PRICE OF YOUR (DAY OF THE WEEK) COFFEE" which just makes me want to PUNCH A HOLE IN THE SCREEN it's so fucking PRESUMPTUOUS. So much for FUNDRAISING.

 

[Rita]

I’m not quite sure it would warrant its own thread, but I have just learnt an old friend of mines husband died. Andy Robin, he was 82. His wife Maggie owns a boutique here called Bear Necessities. They came to prominence through their pet Hercules the bear. Andy used to wrestle the bear, and Hercules was an international star in his own right.

Very sad.