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Morning y'all.

Payday. Overtime paid. New gtr effects unit purchased (via Amazon - Moopy link used, of course).
 
Off to a little festival today, only 3500, but we've been helping them out with some set building (Ms Ron's dad on the chop saw duties) and eyeing up taking over a corner next year. Plus it's going to be mega sunny. Disco.
 
I'm basically under paid house arrest now until 5pm, through having to be available to WORK and then I'm FREE. I say house arrest, I mean I live in town and have a garden.
 
I want to get a new phone today. O2 won't deliver until Tuesday. Eat shit.
 
Hi Moopy.

I have a new mobile arriving today. Ag what have you gone for?

I was torn between the Huawei P30 Pro, the One Plus and the Oppo Reno 10x zoom.

I decided the One Plus was too expensive. And i forget why I didnt go for the Huawei.

Oppo it is. Goodbye Samsung :(
 
I'm waiting for a BT engineer. I'm paranoid the house reeks of cat.
 
I’m waiting for carpet fitter and carpenter. Been cleaning so the house smells of Zoflora.
 
No, but it's still three indoor cats, isn't it?

I mean I don't think it does smell, but then I'm probably immune to it.
Ah ok! It probably doesn't. But I always check with people that my home doesnt smell of cat and rabbit. Apparently it doesnt.

Are yours all indoor? We have recently started promoting indoor cats at work. So much safer.
 
Safer for the poor local wildlife as well.
Absolutely! My friends cats keep bringing in hawk moth caterpillars and moths. As much as moths petrify me, they are pretty cool.
 
Hi Moopy.

I have a new mobile arriving today. Ag what have you gone for?

I was torn between the Huawei P30 Pro, the One Plus and the Oppo Reno 10x zoom.

I decided the One Plus was too expensive. And i forget why I didnt go for the Huawei.

Oppo it is. Goodbye Samsung :(

Did you go into Carphone Warehouse and ask to see their range of shittest phones?
 
Absolutely! My friends cats keep bringing in hawk moth caterpillars and moths. As much as moths petrify me, they are pretty cool.

We're surrounded by trees, but we hardly ever had birds from the last two.

But frogs and bats aplenty, in various stages of life and death.
 
We're surrounded by trees, but we hardly ever had birds from the last two.

But frogs and bats aplenty, in various stages of life and death.
Poor wildlife :(

I'm not convinced heathcliff would kill anything if we did ever let him out.
 
Hi Moopy.

I have a new mobile arriving today. Ag what have you gone for?

I was torn between the Huawei P30 Pro, the One Plus and the Oppo Reno 10x zoom.

I decided the One Plus was too expensive. And i forget why I didnt go for the Huawei.

Oppo it is. Goodbye Samsung :(
I went into the shop in the end. I got a Samsung Galaxy 10 Plus. I'm four upgrades on from my last phone, so it's quite the jump. In price and quality. I was only paying for line rental for the last two years.
 
I went into the shop in the end. I got a Samsung Galaxy 10 Plus. I'm four upgrades on from my last phone, so it's quite the jump. In price and quality. I was only paying for line rental for the last two years.

That's what I've got. I had the S7 before and it's a good jump from that (never mind the S9 supposedly being a bit shit), so from the S6 I'm sure see quite the difference.
 
I went into the shop in the end. I got a Samsung Galaxy 10 Plus. I'm four upgrades on from my last phone, so it's quite the jump. In price and quality. I was only paying for line rental for the last two years.
I was tempted by that but have had Samsung's for 7 years. They're good tho.
 
What with your big birthday approaching Rachey, I think your choice if phone sounds like a mid life crisis.
 
Couldn’t of happened to a more deserving person - he has to be one of the most vile and horrid human beings we’ve ever come across. We doubt any of this money will go towards ‘getting him back on his feet’ and probably will be used to buy more drugs as soon as he is released from hospital. 5 of us have contributed €1 towards the medical bills to have his penis amputated. Here’s hoping! We’ve also report this gofundme page as a potential fraud where the money is not used for the requested purpose.

:D
 
VONNY M writes: :D:D:D (Especially at “vile and horrid” :D)

Goodness gracious, people are so TERRIBLY UNKIND! I’d have given at least €1.25. And a Pfennig
 
Yvonne and Rachey in the very same day

Moopy's cup (usually reserved for gay storms) truly doth run over.
 
I’m on my way to Cumbria for a wedding where I don’t know the bride or the groom

Wedding crasher :disco:
 
As for WILLY BOY, it's OBVIOUS he was on THE DRUGS- it's the only place CAVERJECT gets used. FUCK OFF with your FUNDRAISING. What's it actually FOR!?
 
In other news, hello from SUNNY SOUTHSEA where we have the Victorious festival this weekend which, for the first time ever, I'm BOYCOTTING as I'm just BORED with the MIDDLE AGED DAD ROCK it peddles. Having watched the SWATHE of twats with camping chairs heading that way from the balcony, I've made the RIGHT DECISION...
 
Just can’t stop thinking about Danny Polaris’ dangerously engorged chopper, and slut’s got a look of dear old Charlie Manson if you ask me :shock:

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Although the strangest thing may be that he appears to be friends with a BLACK @Jonfessions

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