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Oh just do itI’ve just spent half an hour googling gay oil massage places, will I go through with it? Hit subscribe to make sure you get the latest
Someone I kind of know from high school put a fundraiser up on Facebook to raise money... for him to go on vacation to Peru? That’s weird right?

Still in bed, but I have to collect something from Toolstation before work![]()

What WASN'T heWhat was TISCH up to?
Someone I kind of know from high school put a fundraiser up on Facebook to raise money... for him to go on vacation to Peru? That’s weird right?
Toolstation? Yaldi. I have a Screwfix down the road and it's the cat's pyjamas - wee shop at the front, bit ol; shed at full of stuff at the back.Still in bed, but I have to collect something from Toolstation before work![]()
Who knows?What was TISCH up to?
Good luck to any of you hoping to win the Nobel Peace Price today. I believe in you.

Stop showing off your glamorous lifestyle !I'm on my way to SUNNY WESTON-SUPER-MARE

I'm on my way to SUNNY WESTON-SUPER-MARE

We were meant to be going to Regency Cheltenham, but the trains are still fucked from yesterday's strike. I had a mild panic attack about getting home, so decided to go somewhere we know we can get home from easily on the bus if it all goes tits up.Stop showing off your glamorous lifestyle !![]()
Oh is it part of the Brexit thing? I was going to stroll along the prom for a look, but perhaps I'll just borrow a knife from a local and do a quick stabbing instead.Off to see the festival of Brexit See Monster?![]()
I'm on my way to SUNNY WESTON-SUPER-MARE
You should see it on a bad day.
I'm on my way to SUNNY WESTON-SUPER-MARE
I'm on my way to SUNNY WESTON-SUPER-MARE
On the grabby claw hand thing?Do you remember those two fluorescent monkeys we won on the pier there? My mum still has them
Sounds entirely sensible to meHad my flu jab yesterday so left arm is sore and I wasn't looking forward to a drive to Cheshire today to pick something up with Mr F.
Mr F forgot to take his nighttime tablets last night so is currently upstairs doing an impression of Trainspotting's "junkie limbo" and we'll be going nowhere until at least tomorrow. I've brought the furry blanket downstairs and am just going to veg out on the sofa all day. He's lied to his mate who we were going to see and said he thinks he might have Covid so we're not going to chance it today because he's too embarrassed to say that he forgot his medication last night. He can then do a Covid test on Sunday or whenever and send a photo of the negative result before we go and put it down to a random day of feeling ill.
Honestly, men!
As my dear mother used to say: "Men - can't live with them, can't live with them".Honestly, men!
email her something meanIt’s just me and one other girl in the office who is reading her emails aloud as she types them I’m going insane.
Christ - does say say "left, right, left, right..." out loud when she walks?It’s just me and one other girl in the office who is reading her emails aloud as she types them I’m going insane.