Friday is making its way in the city

Day 3: the mayo is still there

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Nice eggy finger on Tuesday evening and then they forgot about it. Next time they use it will be ribbed for their pleasure
 
I haven't posted about this, mostly because I didn't anyone would care at all, but there's a bottle of mayo thats been on the side of the road on my main running route for over a month
 
I have heard murmurs they are returning as 7 this year from BEYOND THE GRAVE.
 
I’ve been waiting for this to come up so that I wasn’t the first person to mention it.

There's been a bottle of mayo away on the window sill since Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. There’s a super injunction in place that covers the bottle so as to protect it's family from harrassement.

I know due to my work which is why I’ve been reluctant to mention it on here - we’ve all been sworn to secrecy but seeing as this thread is hidden I should be okay.
 
I've had bad luck today that actually could be considered good luck, in a way. There used to be a massive wooden post holding the corner of the porch up at the front door, 3 inches square and over six feet tall. The bad luck is that the wind somehow blew the post down this morning and it landed on the bonnet of the car. The good luck is that I'd left the car parked further back than usual last night (so I could take the bins out) otherwise the iron hanging-basked holder attached to it would have gone straight through the windscreen. I managed to lift it off the car and there doesn't appear to be any dents on the bonnet and no scratches or chips that I could see. When I looked out of the window and saw it on top of the car my heart dropped into my stomach.

Hopefully the rest of the porch will stay up until I can get a man out to repair it all.
 
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