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Friday. Woo. Or whatever.

Corporate Pride day in here. Quite fun to see people who refuse to acknowledge my existence having to grudgingly sit under a Pride flag and not moan.
 
I was in such a lolly mood yesterday, even just the sight of a nice pair of calves was enough to stir my otherwise barren loins
 
Mats said:
I was in such a lolly mood yesterday, even just the sight of a nice pair of calves was enough to stir my otherwise barren loins
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You disgusting pervert

It's thighs for me
 
it was everything for me yesterday to be honest and I doubt it’ll be any better today with this hangover. I might just throw myself at the next colleague who walks past my desk
 
I'm sat here in a rainbow t-shirt with a rainbow lanyard and eating a piece of rainbow fudge.

I am officially a corporate whore. Feels good.
 
Good Morning all. I have just had a FaceTime from the my son whilst I was in the hairdressers. He is in port rush and he is stupidly excited that he got a selfie with a golfer that I have never heard of.

Nice one son. Sorry I don’t share your enthusiasm.
 
It's stopped pissing down and is just pleasingly showery now, so I've come out for a walk in it.

Ideally I'd still like the temperature to drop another 5°c, but you can't have everything.
 
It was so warm in the office earlier, I had to take off my 2nd t-shirt - I put my free Pride shirt over my Bikini Kill top. Now it's bloody freezing but I am not feeling like putting the branded Pride shirt back on. I mean, it's going straight into the pyjama drawer when I get home, y'know?
 
Meanwhile we're asked to launder our work t-shirts and return them so someone else can wear them :D
 
Ewww indeed.

I get little enough out of this mob, I feel no shame at cadging a free t-shirt. It did make me laugh a particularly hollow chuckle to see one of the people who stopped speaking to me when I transitioned sporting a rainbow garland and rainbow facepaint on her cheek.

Cunt.
 
Work week from hell full out of the way, i intend on getting so drunk i forget my own name. yay.
 
octophone said:
Ewww indeed.

I get little enough out of this mob, I feel no shame at cadging a free t-shirt. It did make me laugh a particularly hollow chuckle to see one of the people who stopped speaking to me when I transitioned sporting a rainbow garland and rainbow facepaint on her cheek.

Cunt.
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Go and blow her a kiss.
 
So I’ve just it back from my first visit to a new dental practice. He just had a poke around and said everything was fine and that was it. Charged £22.

Is this normal? My last dentist used to scrape and polish my teeth every time I went. This one said I had some tea & coffee staining and it would be £150 to have them cleaned!
 
Whatevar said:
So I’ve just it back from my first visit to a new dental practice. He just had a poke around and said everything was fine and that was it. Charged £22.

Is this normal? My last dentist used to scrape and polish my teeth every time I went. This one said I had some tea & coffee staining and it would be £150 to have them cleaned!
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If you're a NHS patient the £22.70 includes a scale and polish. I'm a NHS patient at a practice that's mainly private now and I always have to ask for my scale and polish. I think they're a bit put out that they can't bin me off without a reason so they try and get away with doing as little as possible.
 
I had the most mortifying bus journey to Glasgow tonight

I got the bus at work which was full, except for 2 seats at the back.

But the guy (who I think was deaf) sitting in that row wouldn’t let me sit down. And got really aggressive when I tried to speak to him.

So I just stood. But as we hit the motorway the bus driver came over the tannoy “sit down there’s enough seats”.

I had to walk down the bus, explain to him the situation and he had to pull the bus over and negotiate with the guy to let me sit down.

This went on for a good 10 minutes. The bus driver was so fat he couldn’t get by me so had to walk down the bus again with everyone staring at me. :(
 
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SDF said:
I had the most mortifying bus journey to Glasgow tonight

I got the bus at work which was full, except for 2 seats at the back.

But the guy (who I think was deaf) sitting in that row wouldn’t let me sit down. And got really aggressive when I tried to speak to him.

So I just stood. But as we hit the motorway the bus driver came over the tannoy “sit down there’s enough seats”.

I had to walk down the bus, explain to him the situation and he had to pull the bus over and negotiate with the guy to let me sit down.

This went on for a good 10 minutes. The bus driver was so fat he couldn’t get by me so had to walk down the bus again with everyone staring at me. :(
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Ignorant guy should have been unceremoniously dumped off the bus and left on the hard shoulder. You're obviously more pleasant than I am, deaf or not I'd have plonked myself down anywhere I could even if it was his lap, like hell would I stand up on a bus when there was a seat free! Also I know how to say fuck off in sign language. :D
 
Whatevar said:
So I’ve just it back from my first visit to a new dental practice. He just had a poke around and said everything was fine and that was it. Charged £22.

Is this normal? My last dentist used to scrape and polish my teeth every time I went. This one said I had some tea & coffee staining and it would be £150 to have them cleaned!
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How's life in the countryside? All settled in?
 
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