Friday Knockout - Round 1

[Rita]

I was meant to have some company tonight, but he had to cancel as his ex is unwell so had to take the children.

 

[Star]

I put the tent up in the garden to play with today. I should have known we'd end up sleeping in it tonight...

 

[Sally Thomsett]

 

[COB]

So generous to let the dogs in on the nautical fun too, Sal

 

[COB]

Though PLEASE BE CAREFUL! Particularly of this bloke who I think wants to chop off your feet and offer them up to the Devil