Friday likes a rainstorm

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girls I feel SICK as a DOG right now. so lethargic. can hardly eat. mild stomach pain. don't even want to SMOKE! still shitting. someone diagnose me with something?
 
I'm not really sweaty or clammy and don't have a high temperature. so I'm not sure. I was thinking maybe some kind of mild food poisoning. I did make fish yesterday...
 
Now we're being told the payroll system at work is DOWN because of the heatwave!

Go ahead, take away everything I love! :evil:
 
Have decamped to a shady spot in the park with a coolbox full of booze, grazing materials and enough ket to last until the stars come out. Premium.
 
There's only me and office lad in today so I went up to Mozzers to buy lollies for us. All of the freezers (meat, ready meals, everything) were empty because it's too warm, something to do with the controls for them being outside that sounded like bullshit to me and all I could find were Jubblys so bought a box of cola and a box of strawberry. They're now frozen and I've discovered that office lad, aged 19, has never had a Jubbly before!
 
Yeah there were No Lollies in Big Tesco yesterday - some of the freezers 'had to be turned off' so that the others could survive or something - and the thing they thought - oh - nobody will want these! was the normally massive range of lickies. But apparently we still desperately need frozen 'real potato' smiles. Fuckers.
 
In other news... I committed to going out today, in this. Like in the next half an hour. It's 32 here currently - like a hair dryer directly to the face. I even re-committed, foolishly, a little earlier because at the time I was sitting in a bath as cold as I could get it without having a heart attack and I just thought oh it'll be fine. But it's not fine is it. It's really quite warm out there.
 
Went into the office, enjoyed the aircon. A small break from my desk on a simple mission for a can of bug spray turned into a complete failure and I'm now dead and damp all over. Gave up on the day and left early.
 
Yeah there were No Lollies in Big Tesco yesterday - some of the freezers 'had to be turned off' so that the others could survive or something - and the thing they thought - oh - nobody will want these! was the normally massive range of lickies. But apparently we still desperately need frozen 'real potato' smiles. Fuckers.
The M&S foodhall here had a sign up saying some of theirs were turned off to protect the others as well. Nearly half the ones in the Co-Op were off as well, but theirs are always fucked. Quite pissed off, as I wanted to do a dinner of just cold picky bits, but now I'm probably going to have to cook something.
 
hot tip - buy a face mist and store it in the fridge. very REFRESHING when you need a GAY SPRAY.

(I'm no longer dying)
 
I have had a damp flannel sitting on top of my head for the past two hours. I’m sure I look ridiculous but I don’t care.
 
It's hit 37.3 in Suffolk today. I just nipped to the local shop. It was unbearable in the shade.
 
I just lied to my next door neighbour and told him a client had given me a big box of pavement chalks but spawn of spawn already has some so did he want them for his little girl (she's four)? Of course he said yes.

The reason for it is we've had the landing window open for days and I can see into their fully flagged garden, his little girl has just been wandering around in there with a crappy little bubblegun on her own, there's no paddling pool, wendy house, squirty hose-flower or anything and I feel a bit sad for her so I bought a box this morning. Hopefully when I go upstairs later she'll be artisting all over the place.
 
You can tell it's a little cooler. For the first time I've found the cats sitting up, rather than sprawling about.
 
Foot fetishists must be constantly horny over summer.

GOOD FOR THEM.
I like to make passive aggressive ‘jokey’ comments about all of the open toed sandals I see passing my desk. People think I’m being funny

I’m not.
 
Not sure what I was I was thinking when I put a CASSEROLE on the slow cooker this morning

:sugar:

I can't quite bring myself to BIN it but I genuinely can't face it either :D will have to see if freezes okay.
 
35 degrees here, which is just about manageable now I’m in the pub :beer:

Third hottest day EVER in Sheffield apparently.
 
It's about 23°, clear blue sky here now. Can it stay like this for about 2 months, please?

As long as we can air upstairs out, I think I may have the first decent sleep of the week.
 
I’m going home I need to get air flowing through - and get yet more fresh bedding on.
 
Could actually exist outside today without passing away, so went to the beach. Finally lovely weather.
 
Just came home and had a cold shower, fucking sexual. I enjoyed today.
 
I just lied to my next door neighbour and told him a client had given me a big box of pavement chalks but spawn of spawn already has some so did he want them for his little girl (she's four)? Of course he said yes.

The reason for it is we've had the landing window open for days and I can see into their fully flagged garden, his little girl has just been wandering around in there with a crappy little bubblegun on her own, there's no paddling pool, wendy house, squirty hose-flower or anything and I feel a bit sad for her so I bought a box this morning. Hopefully when I go upstairs later she'll be artisting all over the place.

<3
 
Nothing ever goes fucking right that's three sisters and two brothers she has lost and two of them were before they were 18 in road accidents. We have had enough of it all and it fucks me right off! We don't deserve this in life and I feel so fucking angry at all the shit over the years, not just to do with death but the arguments, divorce, childhood I can't describe it. I have such an overwhelming feel of anger I just can't shake off. I'm not violent but I seriously felt like just walking down the street and throwing a brick at a window last night but I didn't. I just get this feeling it will get worse and i don't think there is any energy left in me. I feel about fucking 50! We are decent fucking people in my family and it's just one thing after another
 

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