You're actually dead.Thank GOD it’s Friday.
I got into a car crash yesterday and thought I’d got whiplash but I’ve woken up this morning PAIN FREE so hopefully that’s avoided
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You're actually dead.
This is hellThen WHY am I going to work?!

Llamame DiddlybéHola mi Moopoopiez
Don’t act like you won’t be chanting the lyrics to Three Lions if the UK wins tomorrow.HELP.
I'm with people who I thought were UNHINGED are currently talking FOOTBALL.
Please contact the embassy to get me extracted.
I literally won't. The UK and England are DIFFERENT THINGSDon’t act like you won’t be chanting the lyrics to Three Lions if the UK wins tomorrow.
The official celebratory anthem will be the much more inclusive Potato Waffles version of Still In Love With YouDon’t act like you won’t be chanting the lyrics to Three Lions if the UK wins tomorrow.

There’s a chap in a building next to mine who has a spectacular balcony, who featured on the show. You could see my apartment in several shots.
Nancy's flat?Oh I watch that sometimes!