Friday (Motiv8 vocal slam)

GOOD MORNING GANG!

Feeling proper PERKY today- my new work contract is supposed to come today, meaning I can finally hand my notice in and stop living in LIMBO, I went for a nice 5k run and then a 1k swim all before 7am. Three hours left at my desk and then an afternoon FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Well, once I've shopped for the OLDS and been to the fish market that is :disco:
 
Sun's out, scum's out. Already several bams, jakies and dodgy types waddling about in varying states of undress. Oh dear.
 
Sun's out, scum's out. Already several bams, jakies and dodgy types waddling about in varying states of undress. Oh dear.

ngl I love pasty girls walking round in Primark bras thinking they are Beyonce.
 
It's when they're all walking around half naked because it's quite sunny in MARCH that gets me. It's clearly not fucking warm enough, get thee to an Edinburgh Woollen Mill or you'll catch your death.
 
I’ve got a bit of a DILEMMA. I’ve been asked if I want to come into work to pick up another shift OUT OF THE BLUE this afternoon but I’d really rather not considering I had to pick up a random 9 hour shift at short notice yesterday and I’m in pretty much all next week. How do I REPLY without sounding like a lazy cunt?!
 
I’ve got a bit of a DILEMMA. I’ve been asked if I want to come into work to pick up another shift OUT OF THE BLUE this afternoon but I’d really rather not considering I had to pick up a random 9 hour shift at short notice yesterday and I’m in pretty much all next week. How do I REPLY without sounding like a lazy cunt?!
Say you have an appointment.
 
ngl I love pasty girls walking round in Primark bras thinking they are Beyonce.

I remember when Beyonce played at Hampden in Glasgow; I had never seen so much Top Shop camoflage gear in one place. Or, for that matter, so many grumpy blokes in baseball caps.
 
I’ve got a bit of a DILEMMA. I’ve been asked if I want to come into work to pick up another shift OUT OF THE BLUE this afternoon but I’d really rather not considering I had to pick up a random 9 hour shift at short notice yesterday and I’m in pretty much all next week. How do I REPLY without sounding like a lazy cunt?!
Exactly what you just said there. If you start saying yes to every shift they'll just ask you first every time.
 
It's when they're all walking around half naked because it's quite sunny in MARCH that gets me. It's clearly not fucking warm enough, get thee to an Edinburgh Woollen Mill or you'll catch your death.

Flash that lower back butterfly tattoo I say. You only live once #livelaughlove
 
Exactly what you just said there. If you start saying yes to every shift they'll just ask you first every time.
I went with “OOH I’m sorting out uni finances with FRIENDS” which is TRUE, although did say I’d happily pick up any vacant shifts over the next few weeks :eyes:

*clashes with every Festival Di Soldi date*
 
I think Mr Ag is feeling a bit bad after his recent outbursts and is making gammon and fried egg for breakfast. Omg.
 
GOOD MORNING GANG!

Feeling proper PERKY today- my new work contract is supposed to come today, meaning I can finally hand my notice in and stop living in LIMBO, I went for a nice 5k run and then a 1k swim all before 7am. Three hours left at my desk and then an afternoon FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Well, once I've shopped for the OLDS and been to the fish market that is :disco:

Do let us know whether the old cunt owner loses his rag and puts you on gardening leave :disco:
 
I’ve got a bit of a DILEMMA. I’ve been asked if I want to come into work to pick up another shift OUT OF THE BLUE this afternoon but I’d really rather not considering I had to pick up a random 9 hour shift at short notice yesterday and I’m in pretty much all next week. How do I REPLY without sounding like a lazy cunt?!

Don't lie. Just say you don't want to. You don't need an excuse.
 
Exactly .NO FUCKING THANKS is an appropriate response, especially if you worked an extra shift yesterday.
 
I got given 4 double deckers and a large bottle of lambrini from my boss this week. And a card thanking me for coming back to work after 7 weeks on furlough :D I didn't complain but it definitely wasn't necessary.
 
Was it a four-pack or four separate Double Deckers? I only ask because I would find the latter more sinister.
 
BOOST <3 I miss the coconut ones though :(

I only discovered the other day that they make Boost ice-creams. I now have a box in the freezer :disco:
 
God I LOVE a Double Decker

I may FLIRT with others, but I'll always come home to Double Decker.
 
Do you like Lambrini Rachey?
Well I used to love it but haven't had it for about a year now. But it's a running joke with my manager that I drink it so she got it for me.. obviously I will drink it because it's alcohol.
 
Mandy bought a Twix yesterday. I'm not a fan of twix. They just taste a bit rubbish. But she's been buying the Aldi ones and omg they're good.
 

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