Friday nails up the heretics

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Morning.

Happy Dead Jesus Day!

In work. Quiet. Moanface has moved herself to another desk because there's no managers in. Good news.
 
Ugh the builders next door have shown up

They're being very quiet for now AND I SHOULD THINK SO TOO but I doubt that's going to last
 
Morning. The sun's out and it's looking like a lovely day so it's probably going to be "first grass cut of the year" if I manage to resurrect the lawnmower after another winter in the shed. Maybe I should wait till Sunday, I've heard that's a good day for resurrection.
 
I've mown my lawn twice already. Although I'm leaving half of it to grow wild in the interest of ECOLOGICAL DIVERSITY with the added benefit of ANNOYING THE NEIGHBOURS

WIN/WIN
 
Star said:
I've a really dull friend visiting today
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I imagine this is normal when there's a new arrival - everyone wants to come round to "see the baby" whether you want them to or otherwise.
 
octophone said:
That's decadent. I mean how do you top that start to the day? By 1pm, you'll be eating oysters from a twink's bellybutton.
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Twinks aren't my thing at all. But I'm off to an Italian restaurant in Bath for lunch today. So I'll tweak your post to eating olives out of a waiter's arse crack, if I may.

#lifegoals
 
I had a lovely GOOD THURSDAY evening out, the sun is shining and now I’m about to cook dinner for 8.

I FUCKING LOVE EASTER
 
Now THIS is what Jesus DIED for





I know I just had an epiphany watching it :disco:
 
I am feeling productive this morning and have run to the gym

Sadly my headphones died on the way so it’s the gym radio for me :shock:
 
octophone said:
I found it impossible not to read this in Alan Bennett's voice. Did you share a packet of custard creams?
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She shook my hand, rather limply. Her husband seemed to think we hadn't met before but we have. IRISH. I wasn't feeling inclined to chat so I wished them a nice weekend and sloped off to clean the mould off the bathroom ceiling. I've probably accidently rearranged the order of the nail scissors on the windowsill so there'll be HELL TO PAY when his lordship returns from his constitutional.

What a life :zombie:
 
Good Morning darlings. I am having a garden party later so the sun better move it’s arse and SHINE SHINE SHINE.
 
There's JAM on my computer. Now that wouldn't happen if I was OBSESSIVE so I suppose it's not all bad.
 
We have sunshine and it’s HOT HOT HOT. Time to show some skin and get bronzed dancing to Madonna just for my moopy compadres.
 
Well the wedding was splendid last yesterday. Sunshine, food, a lot of drink, coke and friends. And I feel remarkably HUMAN today!
 
Nice 40 mile bike ride & country pub lunch in the middle.

Now rest, before hitting the town later.
 
I spent good money on a lightweight cardigan for spring, and by buggery it's staying on, heatstroke or no heatstroke.
 
It's cooled right down here now. We were all boiling in the office and someone bought us ICE POPS. That took me right back.
 
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