Friday opens with a snail joke

Well I had the afternoon off and I was going to be super productive and instead I've been listening to music, playing with the cats, watching reality TV and listening to Eurovision songs.

Can I have wine now please.
 
Everyone is aggravating me this week. My boss today is on a road trip and calling me with a bad connection with instructions and like if you had urgent work why did you take the day off. Ugh I’m this close to snapping at her.
 
Ugh I’m on the train and for the first time in over a year there’s no social distancing so I have someone sat next to me :gross:
This morning I spent £10 on quite a nice Pret lunch for myself and on the train some guy barged past and knocked it to the floor. I tried to ‘clean’ it with my hand sanitiser but the OCD was too strong and i binned the lot :(
 
OH DEAR. I casually checked the Zara Home website then blacked out and appear to have ordered ALL NEW BEDDING.
 
OH DEAR. I casually checked the Zara Home website then blacked out and appear to have ordered ALL NEW BEDDING.

Show us.

My ikea towel hasn’t arrived yet (fancy I know).
 
I'm getting a new line manager for the 5th or 6th time and this one is in the US so I expect I will never meet him
 
This morning I spent £10 on quite a nice Pret lunch for myself and on the train some guy barged past and knocked it to the floor. I tried to ‘clean’ it with my hand sanitiser but the OCD was too strong and i binned the lot :(
The moral of the story is to go to Greggs instead
 
Already this morning I’ve had people on Teams meetings pronounce data ‘darta’ and tooth ‘tuth’. It’s really knocked my confidence in humanity.

At lunchtime Mr F was watching a programme when I walked in the living room and I asked whether Alnwick Castle (on the programme) was where they filmed some Harry Potter films and he replied "it isn't pronounced aln-wick, it's annik". But there's an l and an n in there!
 
Ugh I’m on the train and for the first time in over a year there’s no social distancing so I have someone sat next to me :gross:
I don't think social distancing was ever a thing on trains here. I mean whenever I took the train there was someone next to me. With masks though obviously.
 
I'm going on my first flight since before COVID at the end of May and it sounds so foreign and weird
 
I just knew a historical fact that Mr F didn't! He's watching a wildlife programme about India and I heard him muse to himself "why does nobody ever show the black hole of Calcutta?". I was able to gleefully inform him that it was a dungeon at Fort William and not an actual hole in the ground! :D
 
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Some right fucking partying going down in Liverpool tonight

 
OOH MAYBE

Is it a speed quiz though? I'll be no good without a mouse (Tischuana show mouse pls)
 
OOH MAYBE

Is it a speed quiz though? I'll be no good without a mouse (Tischuana show mouse pls)
It was a bad idea. It would take me longer to do the questions. I realised the questions I had, I'd already used.
 
Unless there's a quiz we can do in another way. Is there an online quiz thingy?
 
I have it on my iPad but it went dodgy when I tried to sync the screens after Kate died on the zoom.
 
I'm watching Mark Selby's arse but could be tempted to turn the sound off for some jukebox action (so long as there's no Cheeky Girls)
 

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