Friday resigns from the week because Wednesday is a tosser

[octophone]

Hello.

Jeez, what a week this has been.

 

[big ron]

Have my first mild hangover in a month, can't say I've missed them.

 

[Marina Salty]

Going through job listings all morning feeling extremely inadequate.
On the other hand the way they write their job descriptions remind me of this

 

[Kate]

Horny. Ugh

 

[octophone]

Horny. Ugh

At this time of a Friday? I have to admire that.

 

[Kate]

It's been constantly for a few days now if I'm honest. My new vibrator is an absolute JOY but now I just want someone to fondle my tits and tell me I'm beautiful. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK

 

[Iguana]

I just want someone to fondle my tits and tell me I'm beautiful. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK

You've come to the right place!

 

[Rachey]

I was super horny on holiday. Mandy and I had more sex in 10 days than we did most of last year I think.

In non sexy news, we've just submitted our vat return thing. Apparently we should be owed some money from Boris.

 

[dmlaw]

It's been constantly for a few days now if I'm honest. My new vibrator is an absolute JOY but now I just want someone to fondle my tits and tell me I'm beautiful. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK

*breathes on hands to warm them up*

 

[ButterTart]

It's been constantly for a few days now if I'm honest. My new vibrator is an absolute JOY but now I just want someone to fondle my tits and tell me I'm beautiful. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK

If you can spot me the bus fare I should be there by Wednesday.

 

[Iguana]

Me to people who track changes on top of other people's tracked changes and Word doesn't recognise who made what change

 

[Lucille]

God I’ve not been HORNY since Lisbon and my Brazilian twink bender.

 

[Soldi]

I had sex for the first time in about two/three months last night but I still didn’t feel ANYTHING for the guy.

 

[Lucille]

Omg how is it nearly 2pm

 

[jivafox]

 

[RJN]

If somebody doesn't get me this for Valentines Day, I'll be pissed

 

[Diddy]

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If somebody doesn't get me this for Valentines Day, I'll be pissed

on rosé

 

[Kate]

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If somebody doesn't get me this for Valentines Day, I'll be pissed

Please tell me this is called BASIC BITCH BUNNY

 

[RJN]

Please tell me this is called BASIC BITCH BUNNY

Unfortunately, they went with Pawlette

 

[Kate]

This one is just fucking hammered

 

[Kate]

Silver Fox is quite the hottie though.

 

[Kate]

Where has @Cloud got to

 

[Dark Carnival]

I haven't been horny in YEARS

 

[RJN]

I haven't been horny in YEARS

even after seeing the horny build-a-bears?

 

[Soldi]

I haven't been horny in YEARS

Is that why you have depressed testicles?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Or have I not been horny because of said depressed testicles?

 

[COB]

Why do those bears have to be behind an 18+ checkbox? There isn't even one in a leather harness or ANYTHING!

 

[Soldi]

Or have I not been horny because of said depressed testicles?

I’ll make you feel better xox

 

[Lucille]

Someone messaged me on tinder who I matched with 9 months ago and he’s 3500km away. HOW BORED IS HE?!?

 

[Soldi]

Someone messaged me on tinder who I matched with 9 months ago and he’s 3500km away. HOW BORED IS HE?!?

WHERE is he?

 

[Lucille]

TURKEY.

 

[dmlaw]

TURKEY.

He probably wants a gobble.

 

[Tisch]

TURKEY.

 

[Inner Smile]

Congrats on your new fella Lucille x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Cloud]

Where has @Cloud got to

Buried under a pile of build a bear plushies