Friday sets timetable for departure

[Lucille]

Really regretting spending £4.25 on that pizza from co-op.

 

[Lucille]

No clean knickers but WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

 

[Lucille]

A special shout out to my letting agent who’s blanked all my calls and texts! Although the out of hours charge to get my spare keys is basically the same price as the hotel room so FUCK EM.

 

[Lucille]

Would rather waste my money on a very LUXURIOUS WANK.

 

[Lucille]

Update: some pissed guy at the pub I’m at is trying to get me to stay at his place.

I’ve POLITELY DECLINED!

 

[RJN]

We need another Moopy fundraiser to get a hotel room for @Lucille

 

[Soldi]

Update: some pissed guy at the pub I’m at is trying to get me to stay at his place.

I’ve POLITELY DECLINED!

You should’ve gone with him!

 

[Lucille]

I’ve found a hotel and the bed is being very, suggestive.

 

[Lucille]

You should’ve gone with him!

Not sure how I resisted the stunning pick up line ‘come to mine, I HAVE A MATRESS’

 

[Lucille]

It’s got one of those windows that are specifically designed so you can’t JUMP OUT OF IT.

 

[Soldi]

Not sure how I resisted the stunning pick up line ‘come to mine, I HAVE A MATRESS’

I’m sure it’ll be BEAUTIFUL!

 

[dmlaw]

I’m sure it’ll be BEAUTIFUL!
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”At least I’ve got a nice yellow pillowca-, oh no.”