Friday swings like a pendulum do
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MORNING. Work from 6-10am at home so I can go for a run and then go on a stag do I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO ON for my 24 year old nephew. His mates and my brother have the "let's just ruin him!" stag mentality and "fun things" have included creating a game of dares that includes things like "Touch up a fat bird" (which I've already had a row about with people I'm yet to meet...) and "Take a photo of your poo and make said nephew play a game of "Whose turd is that?"
I reckon I'm going to last an hour before I flounce off to be alone.
*sigh*
I reckon I'm going to last an hour before I flounce off to be alone.
*sigh*
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I'm having one of my funny turns this morning but have dragged myself into work to get away from the BUILDING NOISE. I really need to be QUIETLY ON MY OWN to recover but of course today EVERYONE in the office has TURNED UP EARLY which I can't remember EVER happening before.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT
I went on an AWFUL stag do to Prague last year and I vowed that was the end of it for me, but then just went on a really LOVELY one with one of my best friends and I presumed I was back in the fold. This has sent me right back into my prior state.
I even said at one point, "Look, it's ok to stitch each other up (even though I don't necessarily think that) but it's really not fair to do so to other people" and got told "Of course it is, it's a stag do, it's what people expect".
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Young people are appalling. Let's make the stag do the dare, 'commit a particularly misogynistic sexual assault, lol.'
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It's almost as if they've read a book on what happens on stag dos and are trying to cram it all on.
Thing is, my FIFTY year old brother is going and so is his 17 year old son (the stag's brother). I've tried to have a polite word with him and explained that it's really not a good look to encourage this sort of shit for his son and he thinks the whole thing is HILARIOUS.
Thing is, I'm hardly POLITICALLY CORRECT, I just don't think it's fair to go and hurt people. As a result, I'm waiting for the word "snowflake" to be used somewhere...
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Oh fuck that noise. That's truly awful.
Vile but that's actually quite funny.
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Scat a bit too much for you these days? You could make it easier by having some sweetcorn in advance...
Kate
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Don't leave, Shee! The fat birds NEED YOU!
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This is a fair point I hadn’t considered.
On the minibus now. I’ve found a like mind in a surprising place.
Plus, I also found out from Facebook that Big Ron is also in Benidorm and will make it my mission to find him!
Kate
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Your dare is to touch up a big ron.
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The new Facebook icon is all weird, central and brighter. Did I get so used to the old one?
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Aside from my own, I've never been on a weekend away type hen do, but I'm kinda glad to avoid such activities as above
