Friday teases and thrills in a sheer neglige

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Apparently it could be 25°C in parts of the country next week :o
 
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At least it wasn’t stolen from The Bins, Marseille this time
 
I have to call the police to claim on the insurance anyway. It's just annoying as they will ONLY send my new sim to my old address, and I can't go to an 02 shop to get one as they're CLOSED!
 
I HAD MY PHONE SNATCHED OUTSIDE LIDL!

Honestly why does my phone always get knicked at the WORST possible time?

Were you MUGGED? Did you not have anything else worth pilfering? I don’t know what I would do. I would be absolutely FURIOUS but obviously couldn’t chase them down as I would likely be tottering in heels. This is the reason why everyone should have an @Soldi by your side at all times to CHASE THE BASTARDS down if needs must.
 
I wasn't exactly MUGGED, although I guess technically I WAS. IT was just grabbed out of my hand by a kid on a bike, and before I knew what had happened he was gone.

It's just super annoying, as I'm going to be in in a flat with NO INTERNET for the first few days/weeks, I'm hoping I can get a pay as go sim from SOMEWHERE, all the dodgy phone shops still seem to be open.
 
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Were you MUGGED? Did you not have anything else worth pilfering? I don’t know what I would do. I would be absolutely FURIOUS but obviously couldn’t chase them down as I would likely be tottering in heels. This is the reason why everyone should have an @Soldi by your side at all times to CHASE THE BASTARDS down if needs must.
I’m not very athletic love, I was sweating like a fucking waterfall just walking back from Asda and it’s not even warm.
 
I’m not very athletic love, I was sweating like a fucking waterfall just walking back from Asda and it’s not even warm.

Oh. I thought you were as FIT AS A FIDDLE. I don’t want someone perspiring all over the top of my stolen goods. Maybe you could hold my shoes instead?
 
I wasn't exactly MUGGED, although I guess technically I WAS. IT was just grabbed out of my hand by a kid on a bike, and before I knew what had happened he was gone.

It's just super annoying, as I'm going to be in in a flat with NO INTERNET for the first few days/weeks, I'm hoping I can get a pay as go sim from SOMEWHERE, all the dodgy phone shops still seem to be open.

LITTLE SHITE.
 
I chased him for like 10 seconds, and someone went after him on a bike but it was in VAIN. I wondered into Lidl in shock, forgot everything that I needed to buy, and just picked up 2 bottles of Beaujolis! My old landlord in back in town on Wednesday so I will have my new sim THEN, so just two days stuck in the new flat without a phone or internet to deal with, I'm going to have a DIGITAL DETOX, and try and read A BOOK,.
 
Make sure everyone sees this otherwise they’ll think you’ve died again :(
 
Luckily I'm getting A LOT of attention on social media from this, so I'm just gonna think like BASIL and take it as a blessing.
 
I wasn't exactly MUGGED, although I guess technically I WAS. IT was just grabbed out of my hand by a kid on a bike, and before I knew what had happened he was gone.

It's just super annoying, as I'm going to be in in a flat with NO INTERNET for the first few days/weeks, I'm hoping I can get a pay as go sim from SOMEWHERE, all the dodgy phone shops still seem to be open.
Assuming you are taking your laptop with you, these wifi dongles allow you to get pay as you go internet access in the laptop if you have a USB port, may be worth looking into for when you're without internet:

 
I am now scared to go out for a run incase my phone gets pilfered. Not that I see anyone as I live in the middle of nowhere, and would have my running shoes on so could put in a good chase but BY GOD IT’S THE THOUGHT.
 
Oh thanks for the tip @Iguana! That's useful as I can't get anyone in to install the wifi for 2 weeks.
 
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Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
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Partyin', partyin'(Yeah)
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It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin'(Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
The amount of time you took out of your day to censor innocent words. Love you @OutSynk
 
I am now scared to go out for a run incase my phone gets pilfered. Not that I see anyone as I live in the middle of nowhere, and would have my running shoes on so could put in a good chase but BY GOD IT’S THE THOUGHT.
Do you even get crime round your way?
 

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