Friday: The Report!

[Suomi]

Had a dream in which @Tisch threw me out of a dinner party, and then him and @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid were bitching about me for hours. So what exactly is your problem with me you two, may I ask?

 

[Suomi]

Artistic representation of said dinner party scene:

Spoiler

 

[Tisch]

Just something I can't put my finger on babe x

 

[big ron]

I had a sex dream involving Louis Theroux

 

[Iguana]

Had a dream in which @Tisch threw me out of a dinner party, and then him and @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid were bitching about me for hours. So what exactly is your problem with me you two, may I ask?

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Hang on, where was I?

 

[Tisch]

Hang on, where was I?

In the kitchen HOPEFULLY

 

[Suomi]

Hang on, where was I?

You were there but you said you were too preoccupied with serving the food to get involved ( )

The only person to defend me was Louise (Woodward)

 

[Dark Carnival]

I had a sex dream involving Louis Theroux

You could've gone for Justin Theroux. Bad choice br

 

[Dark Carnival]

Girls, Hemel is back on the table

 

[COB]

Good morning everyone, here's a mouse inside a tennis ball

 

[Star]

Literally don't know what to do today

 

[Marina Salty]

Am watching a news story about a little whale that was washed ashore, she's alive and they're giving her antibiotics and some saline solution but things are not looking good.

 

[Kate]

QotB 2 hours later: I’ve adopted the whale, it lives in my bathtub now.

 

[big ron]

You could've gone for Justin Theroux. Bad choice br

I wasn't a participant, meerly and observer. He was involved in mutual oral sex with a lady of possibly Cuban descent.

 

[Diddy]

Girls, Hemel is back on the table

Hempstead?!
What table?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hempstead?!
What table?

Yes
Me going their for a week for work

 

[Lucille]

I’ve already made reservations at the DACORUM CAFÉ.

 

[Lucille]

Who doesn’t love a Full English, WITH CHIPS!

 

[octophone]

That gives me the boak just looking at it.

 

[octophone]

Anyway, hello. Busy week in the office + deliberate scheduling of offline book reading time = a bit less Moop.

 

[big ron]

Hiya

 

[big ron]

I've just spent more servicing my fucking PUSHBIKE than I did servicing my car.

 

[Lucille]

Haven’t stopped thinking about hash browns since posting that pic.

 

[Suomi]

My niece is 5 years old and has corona, and my brother said that she is going around the house walking into rooms saying “I AM CORONAGIRL AND IF YOU DONT DO WHAT I SAY I WILL BREATHE ON YOU” followed by unreasonable demands. One of his sons and his wife have now tested positive and he’s worried he’s next

 

[Lucille]

Hard to believe she could be related to you.

 

[big ron]

Have t stopped thinking about hash browns since posting that pic.

FOOD OF THE GODS.

 

[big ron]

My niece is 5 years old and has corona, and my brother said that she is going around the house walking into rooms saying “I AM CORONAGIRL AND IF YOU DONT DO WHAT I SAY I WILL BREATHE ON YOU” followed by unreasonable demands. One of his sons and his wife have now tested positive and he’s worried he’s next

Hard approve

 

[dmlaw]

Wow, Suomi was almost twice that age before he progressed to attempted murder.

 

[Suomi]

whatever Lucille said

omg REDACTED

 

[Suomi]

Omg I quoted myself and I meant to quote and threaten Lucille

 

[Suomi]

Omg that is the last time I use the words of a 5 year old for comedy

 

[dmlaw]

Omg that is the last time I use the words of a 5 year old for comedy

If you didn't already know that putting something like that in your quarterly performance appraisal would be inappropriate then I have no sympathy.

 

[Marina Salty]

The prognosis for the little whale is bad. She has a serious fracture in her beak and the blood tests showed severe leukopenia, anaemia and dehydration(!). This is just so sad and unfair.

 

[Suomi]

Just had pretzel thins and think I’m having a gluten attack

 

[Suomi]

The prognosis for the little whale is bad.

omg same

 

[GNL]

The prognosis for the little whale is bad. She has a serious fracture in her beak and the blood tests showed severe leukopenia, anaemia and dehydration(!). This is just so sad and unfair.

Is there not something you can do with the powers invested in you as Queen of the Bay?

 

[RJN]

Just had pretzel thins and think I’m having a gluten attack

I don't have any problems with gluten but these are the best thing ever

 

[lolly]

Fuck it. I think I'm going to order deliveroo in and have an evening binge watching Hi-de-Hi. Or possibly Keeping Up Appearances.

 

[floppet]

I just repaired my dishwasher ... by cleaning the filter which was completely clogged with bits of solidified fat and a shocking amount of my hair. No idea why there was so much hair in it, it isn't like I rub it on dirty plates before I put them in. I understand the hoover brush-bar getting clogged with it but not the dishwasher. Weird.

 

[big ron]

I just had a beer. It was nice.