Friday was just trying to do the right thing

[K.C.]

Met a new colleague at work named Kylie, and named after the queen herself too so rare for Americans.

Anyways, I sharted so badly today. Thankfully I was already on the toilet when it happened.

 

[Diddy]

Well that took a turn!

I have discovered two things today
Priyanka’s YouTube channel (which the internet doesn’t seem to have noticed yeah
And my favourite chocolate bar had a corn soup flavour, it’s not bad

 

[ButterTart]

Might be daring today and see if Subway’s open.