Friday withdraws from the week

[Agneeta]

Morning. I'm invigilating foreign language oral exams today (they're 15 and 16 year olds before anyone says a word). I have no idea what is expected and I think I'm developing an abscess.

There's also a frost out there. Fuck it all!

 

[Soldi]

Finishing at two today

 

[Agneeta]

Finishing at two today

PLANS?

 

[octophone]

Finishing at 1 today and I've been given more work to do than usual for a full day. Idiots.

 

[big ron]

Full day at the coalface for poor Ronald but I have spent much of the last 2 weeks having fun so no grumbles here. Got to play the sweet sweet game of capitalism sometimes.

 

[Generic Account]

I've taken my laptop to bed.

Have had my advent calendar chocolate though so that's something.

 

[Sheena]

I have had an enforced two weeks off the gym because I've got some abdominal pain, which I finally got a doctor's appointment about and though it's still painful, he said I could resume fitness...

OH MY ACTUAL GOD AT HOW DIFFERENT MY MOOD IS. I feel on top of the world.

WHEN DID I BECOME A GYM CUNT?

 

[Suomi]

I wondered why everyone in Spain kept smiling or laughing at me when I spoke and it’s because my husband told me Me gusta means I would like, so I was going around saying stuff like I like train tickets and I like wine and because I would get those things I didn’t realise

 

[big ron]

I wondered why everyone in Spain kept smiling or laughing at me when I spoke and it’s because my husband told me Me gusta means I would like, so I was going around saying stuff like I like train tickets and I like wine and because I would get those things I didn’t realise

Me gusta esta mensaje

 

[big ron]

I mean telling a waiter you like wine and him bringing you wine is quite a nice way to exist in this world.

 

[Indie]

I can't be bothered with "I would like" in Spanish. So i go around saying "I want"

I WANT WINE

 

[big ron]

NECESITO

 

[jyxz]

Me cago en la leche de tu madre

 

[Agneeta]

Gonna treat myself to some strong ibuprofen/ codeine. Failing that someone teach me about the dark web so I can buy some nice drugs.

 

[Shirley]

AHA! You can sign up to PATCHS as a CARER! You're GOING TO THE DOCTORS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

 

[Lucille]

My landlord is selling my flat

 

[Agneeta]

Mr Ag is out at his work party, and looking like a complete dish. Stay away ladies!

I'm at home on the sofa, underneath a blanket, with a hot water bottle, a pizza on the way and some delicious strong painkillers.

 

[Lucille]

My landlord is selling my flat

My eviction officially cancelled!

The flat had zero viewings after 6 weeks, even after a 50k price cut.

 

[big ron]

My eviction officially cancelled!

The flat had zero viewings after 6 weeks, even after a 50k price cut.

Please don't gaslight me into thinking its Friday ever again.

 

[big ron]

(I am happy 4 u tho)