Friday's feeling hot hot hot

[lolly]

Chlammy's tale reminds me of the first time we went to Stockholm. We stayed in a youth hostel with communal showers. There was some sort of ice hockey tournament on at the time.

I've never been so clean (or filthy).

 

[ButterTart]

I think that's against the rules of heterosexuality - @ButterTart to confirm.

Strangely, there’s nothing in the guidance that says we can’t do that. I think as long as we say we didn’t enjoy it, it’s fine.

 

[Tisch]

Just crossed URUGUAY off the list.

 

[Iguana]

I know right. Who needs Hollyoaks?

You're now 3 posts away from 150,000, make the milestone one count

 

[lolly]

can someone turn the subject matter to bowel movements, please?

 

[COB]

Had a fab one on company time earlier

(How's that?)

 

[Zu]

can someone turn the subject matter to bowel movements, please?

It must be your lucky day because I’m here JUST IN TIME

In fact I don’t think I’ve slopped one out today. It certainly wasn’t very memorable if I did. Or maybe I just didn’t bother wiping

 

[Zu]

Thank you to dear dear @ButterTart (ungracious Barbara comments notwithstanding, but I expect they don’t have chanson in the North) and dear dear @Indie for restoring my privileges for the 479th time

 

[dmlaw]

Did you not enjoy being Ecce? That's what you get when you name yourself after a video game dolphin.

 

[COB]

Thrilled you're back, and just in time to meet the Goose once again tonight

 

[Zu]

Thrilled you're back, and just in time to meet the Goose once again tonight

Oh love I did watch the presentations but I found some of them a bit frightening. @dUb having some sort of seizure was particularly disturbing. In fact they’ve only now taken me off the lead

Still, who could say no to an evening at Joanna Dee’s? Vodka for me please. Bottle’d be nice

 

[Whatevar]

Well my oven is spotless! It’s actually a charming light grey colour inside but you couldn’t see it under all the black filth (blaming the previous owners obvs).

 

[Dark Carnival]

We went CANYONING today, so much fun!

 

[Dark Carnival]

It must be your lucky day because I’m here JUST IN TIME

In fact I don’t think I’ve slopped one out today. It certainly wasn’t very memorable if I did. Or maybe I just didn’t bother wiping

Bonjour Madame Zu!

 

[Dark Carnival]

and dear dear @Indie for restoring my privileges for the 479th time

 

[Zu]

Did you not enjoy being Ecce? That's what you get when you name yourself after a video game dolphin.

NOT A LOT. And anyway, it was named after literature, darling

After ten posts I had no idea why I was doing it. Plus ça change, eh?

 

[octophone]

I have spent quite a lot of money today - books oot Waterstones, downloads on Bandcamp and a Nurse With Wound vinyl reissue, the later because I'm a fucking dick who actually thinks things like "oooh, actually, I would like that one on vinyl after all...". Thank goodness I wasn't in charge of, say, procuring PPE for the NHS, otherwise I could have ended up sending $100 million quid to a pal of Liz Truss just because they talked a good game.

 

[Lucille]

Well the guy from Uruguay had to go back to Bordeaux, but good news, I’m about to meet up with his hot Argentinian friend.

 

[Tisch]

Well the guy from Uruguay had to go back to Bordeaux, but good news, I’m about to meet up with his hot Argentinian friend.

LOL at him being your REFEREE

Another one off the list or have you already been there Lu?

 

[Lucille]

Argentinian will be a new stamp on Lucy’s international hole bingo!

 

[Lucille]

Honestly I’m fucking South American nations harder than the CIA right now.

 

[Iguana]

I think I mentioned my hot gay Colombian osteo previously. I think he'd be well up for a game of hide the sausage too, @Lucille

 

[Lucille]

Colombian has been checked off the list already, but do still put me in touch.

 

[Tisch]

I don't think I've ever had a South American before

ETA: oh no I've had a Brazilian actually. I've shagged one too! (etc.)

 

[Tisch]

I am dead

 

[Iguana]

I am dead

I mean it's no but then what IS

 

[Indie]

Thank you to dear dear @ButterTart (ungracious Barbara comments notwithstanding, but I expect they don’t have chanson in the North) and dear dear @Indie for restoring my privileges for the 479th time

#youneedtoaskindie

I can only assume you're scared of me these days, hence why you ask other people for a password reset.

 

[Zu]

#youneedtoaskindie

I can only assume you're scared of me these days, hence why you ask other people for a password reset.

Definitely not scared because I’ve seen you on telly and you weren’t frightening on telly. EMBARRASSED, more like

 

[octophone]

It's usually me but given my general lack of presence, I can see why someone else got the nod.