Friday's got the hots for you

[big ron]

DROP THAT GHETTO BLASTER

Hi.

 

[Shirley]

Ohhhhhh that's BAAAAAAAAAD
No! That's GOOOOOOD

 

[Star]

Urgh what a night, I've been sick all week with a cold and now Baby Kylie has it. He wouldn't sleep without me cuddling him but then I kept waking him with my cough

 

[octophone]

BOO-BABA BOO-B-BOO BA BA!

 

[octophone]

Oh, I've just Mel-ed Star. Sorry!

 

[Star]

It's ok. We've got Bing on repeat now so all is well in the world

 

[Indie]

It's ok. We've got Bing on repeat now so all is well in the world

I prefer google.

 

[big ron]

It's ok. We've got Bing on repeat now so all is well in the world

Bing is such an entitled little shit, he whinges about everything. I banned that after a while.

 

[octophone]

Bing Crosby?

 

[octophone]

Bing is such an entitled little shit, he whinges about everything. I banned that after a while.

Same with Peppa Pig. I want an episode where Daddy Pig loses the rag, takes his belt off and batters her one.

Followed by an episode where Mummy Pig hides her in a cupboard and pretends she's gone missing before starting a GoFundMe to help with the search.

 

[big ron]

Not going to lie I did quite like Peppa Pig, but its no Ben & Holly

Bing can drop fucking dead though.

 

[Star]

Bing is such an entitled little shit, he whinges about everything. I banned that after a while.

You sound like Mr Star

 

[big ron]

Honestly Ron Jr started copying the whining from Bing, I hit the roof.

He's allowed to watch programs about engineering and science ONLY.

 

[big ron]

I am off to London this weekend celebrating the birthday/freedom of my mate who is having his tag off today. I can't wait to be mardy all next week.

 

[big ron]

Although it looks like we're getting a fucking ton of snow which will take the edge off. Wonder if I can get some skiing done up on t'moors?

 

[octophone]

Why is the BBC still wanging on about Phil's car crash. He's fine, he's a lizard, his legs will grow back, give it a fucking rest, like.

 

[big ron]

I'm sure I've already moaned about this somewhere but its hardly miraculous he escaped unhurt considering he was driving a tank.

I hope the plebs he smashed into get bare compo.

 

[lolly]

I hope the injured woman has already phoned the national accident helpline.

 

[Iguana]

Three of the ten most read articles on BBC News this morning were about Philip's crash. People just lap it up don't they.

 

[Indie]

I might start a government petition to let him die.

 

[octophone]

I quite like the idea of him being breath-tested. Imagine he'd been steaming...

 

[Rita]

Good Evening. It is stupidly cold, so I have sacked a night out in favour of a hot bath and quick change in to my fleecey PJ’s and a night in front of the fire.

I AM HIBERNATING.