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Sheena

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Morning Friday Types.

I just can't be BOTHERED today. So I'm sitting here doing menial tasks like ordering office batteries (through the Amazon link of course) that I haven't gotten around to for months and I'm leaving at 12.

ROLL ON THE WEEKEND
 
I am STILL IN BED. I suppose I better get up.
 
I couldn't even be bothered getting out of bed this morning- first day this week I've missed the gym.
 
I couldn't be bothered getting out of bed either. So I'm still in it.
 
Last day skiing, and I too can not be fucked. Can't decide if I'm knackered from all the skiing or drinking. The problem with taking a child on holiday is there's nothing to do when he's in bed but neck the old vin rouge.
 
Probably my busiest work week in years. Bonus season too, so fingers crossed the timing is right.
 
MADAM's just SPILT MILK all over the KITCHEN FLOOR

They say there's no use CRYING over SPILT MILK but this doesn't seem to apply to WHINING and MOANING
 
Star said:
I really want to visit one to check out their garden bits, but I don't have one close by :(
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The two I have reasonably close to me aren't great for garden bits. Or at least no better than a decent sized B&M.
 
Actually I have been known to get the (very) odd thing at Matalan but that branch in Dalston has all the party atmosphere of a converted slaughterhouse
 
My nearest HOME BARGAINS appears to be in Edmonton (stabby) or Barking (racist). Quel SWIZZ! :oi:
 
Mind you, since pretty much everywhere else closed down, I imagine every other retail park in the country probably has those three as well.
 
I’ve been looking at this council / housing association transfer thing - Oh! Why didn’t I BUY when I had the chance? - and there’s somewhere very tempting in glamorous E16 whose main selling point is CLOSE TO THE GALLIONS REACH RETAIL PARK :disco:

For some reason they’ve forgotten to mention the local SEWAGE WORKS :)
 
Oh my boss just did the council house swap with much success, not that someone who earns 100k+ a year NEEDS a council flat, but that's beside the point...
 
Oh I think it’s NOT. Why is he living in a council flat on £100K+? Not that I think it should be means tested as such but there are surely limits

Also, they really do have limitations and a certain, well, ENERGY (or lack thereof). No sub-letting if you fancy popping abroad for a while to study Esthonian, etc. Well, not unless you fancy a £20K fine or being raped in the prison showers
 
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In his defence he's completely un-morgageable having had to sell not one, but TWO flats in his lifetime to pay off DRUG DEBTS.
 
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