Frispy Friday

[octophone]

 

[COB]

Good morning frisps, it's a bit wet here

 

[octophone]

Just a bit dreich, eh?

 

[Apoca]

Morning Mopsy. Had a really hot guy smirk at me when I registered my new car - only to realise he did because he recognised me, we were classmates in primary school. But wow, the last 20 years worked well for him.

Flirting at the district administration on a Friday morning was just too good to be true, of course.

 

[Kala]

Day three of COVID and I’m not feeling much better. In fact I think I feel worse than yesterday. I’m trying not to speak as it starts huge coughing fits and with my bruised rib it’s not great but I now have codiene to help with that, but think I need something for the mild flu like symptoms I’ve woken up with.

 

[big ron]

Down with mechanically extracted potato

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Three hours of paid work left of the week, each with their own unpredictable unique characteristics.

 

[Soldi]

Woke up at half six and was tempted to get up and go to the gym but fucked that idea off and had three more hours in bed instead. It was the correct choice.

 

[lolly]

Still in bed. Might do some gardening. Might not.

 

[Rachey]

Can someone explain this to me. I really do apologise if I'm coming across as naive or transphobic, that's the last thing I want.

But I don't get this article. I understand if a woman is transitioning to be a man, he may still have a uterus and can carry a baby.

But I don't understand how a person born male, with male genitalia, can carry a child

 

[Rachey]

Also, hi Moopy.

I've just spent 2 hours cleaning the flat and scrubbing the floor. I want a cleaner.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can someone explain this to me. I really do apologise if I'm coming across as naive or transphobic, that's the last thing I want.

But I don't get this article. I understand if a woman is transitioning to be a man, he may still have a uterus and can carry a baby.

But I don't understand how a person born male, with male genitalia, can carry a child View attachment 16977

I think this is to do with womb transplants, I'm not sure if any trans women have given birth following one yet, but I imagine they are just future proofing their training materials.

 

[Rachey]

I think this is to do with womb transplants, I'm not sure if any trans women have given birth following one yet, but I imagine they are just future proofing their training materials.

Oooh I didn't even know womb transplants were a thing! Ok that makes more sense. Thank you.

 

[big ron]

Just made my own breadsticks. Painfully middle class.

 

[Kala]

Just made my own breadsticks. Painfully middle class.

Don’t worry. The ket you’ll be snorting later will bring you back down the ladder.

 

[floppet]

Just made my own breadsticks. Painfully middle class.

I had a phonecall from the spawn earlier, she asked whether buying Ugg boots for her unborn child made her middle class. Her working class mother then ranted about the fact that babies can't even walk until they're like a year old so why the feck does it need bloody Ugg boots?! Then she told me she'd bought them off Vinted and paid £6 for two pairs so I let her off.

I'm going to tell her that real middle class people make their own breadsticks

 

[ZenGiraffe]

she asked whether buying Ugg boots for her unborn child made her middle class.

QUITE THE OPPOSITE

 

[big ron]

Don’t worry. The ket you’ll be snorting later will bring you back down the ladder.

I’m having a weekend off recreation, no ketamine will pass these nostrils ce soir.