Do your oven as well, you’ll be at the point of orgasm by the time you’re done.Feeling positively euphoric after cleaning out my fridge!
Technically it would make you a masochist, unless you’re planning to force someone else to clean it for you. If that’s your bag, I happen to know @Tisch had a man in yesterday. He also got someone round to clean the oven.I’m not a SADIST.
I had a man in to clean the oven yesterday. It's GLEAMING.


One seems to swimming round the bottom ignoring all the others and looking for food.
Can you call the frying pan Li’l ButterTart? I don’t want to be a fish.New fishes have arrived. I have 2 favourites that are super fancy, so one of them will be Rita.
One seems to swimming round the bottom ignoring all the others and looking for food.
One has huge ear fins.
Can you call the frying pan Li’l ButterTart? I don’t want to be a fish.
okHe's actually the cutest. Mandy wants to call him Nemo.Well I’m not being the one with the BIG EARS.
He's actually the cutest. Mandy wants to call him Nemo.
No more rabbits!Why don't you get a rabbit and call it Bugs Bunny whilst you're at it.
You can tag posters now.So I did some digging last night trying to remember when I ‘left’ (it was around 2014) and I stumbled upon Moopyrate 18 and ended up stuck reading most of it (because what a read)
this stuck out, I don’t remember seeing it the first time but I’d like to know what it was??
from Agnetha:
09 funky – You had no idea, but a comment from you at the Brighton Hen Do changed my life. In fact that whole meet changed my life perspective. I love your insistence in face of obvious evidence to the contrary. Never change xxx
Any ideas Agnetha? It was a very long time ago.......
But I think it was a comment on my drinking. It triggered me to quit drinking for a while and I've rarely drunk like that since (I have but far less regularly).So I did some digging last night trying to remember when I ‘left’ (it was around 2014) and I stumbled upon Moopyrate 18 and ended up stuck reading most of it (because what a read)
this stuck out, I don’t remember seeing it the first time but I’d like to know what it was??
from Agnetha:
09 funky – You had no idea, but a comment from you at the Brighton Hen Do changed my life. In fact that whole meet changed my life perspective. I love your insistence in face of obvious evidence to the contrary. Never change xxx
Any ideas Agnetha? It was a very long time ago.......
STATEMENTSToday I stood in a queue and a woman without a face mask, two metres in front, turned to me and said “sorry, would you mind keeping your distance?” to which I replied “I’m two metres away and unlike you I am wearing a facemask?” to which she snapped back “I HAVE A CHILD” and I’ve been thinking about this ever since
I will use this the next time I get asked why I haven’t got any work done.“I HAVE A CHILD”
Today I stood in a queue and a woman without a face mask, two metres in front, turned to me and said “sorry, would you mind keeping your distance?” to which I replied “I’m two metres away and unlike you I am wearing a facemask?” to which she snapped back “I HAVE A CHILD” and I’ve been thinking about this ever since
Also: I'm impressed she at least had a clue to ask you to step away. Round my way people seem to be standing as close to my aura-ra-ra-rah as possible. I'm not really sure why apart from my complete attractiveness.Today I stood in a queue and a woman without a face mask, two metres in front, turned to me and said “sorry, would you mind keeping your distance?” to which I replied “I’m two metres away and unlike you I am wearing a facemask?” to which she snapped back “I HAVE A CHILD” and I’ve been thinking about this ever since
This is why you should hide behind your burqaAlso: I'm impressed she at least had a clue to ask you to step away. Round my way people seem to be standing as close to my aura-ra-ra-rah as possible. I'm not really sure why apart from my complete attractiveness.
Also: I'm impressed she at least had a clue to ask you to step away. Round my way people seem to be standing as close to my aura-ra-ra-rah as possible. I'm not really sure why apart from my complete attractiveness.
The amount of people I've had arrested for that. You can't pull the wool over someone who carries a collapsible trundle wheel about their person at all times.How sure were you it was 2 meters? Could it have been 1.7m?
How sure were you it was 2 meters? Could it have been 1.7m?


Does Iguana mind being wheeled around horizontally on a flat bed trolley all day tho![]()