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[ZenGiraffe]

Zebra is actually delicious though

 

[Zu]

Zebra is actually delicious though

Can you SPEAK UP PLEASE

 

[Zu]

@ZenGiraffe Is it horsey? Or cowish?

 

[Zu]

Everyone to share their UNUSUAL MEATS stories please

There’s nothing more to say about Carole Malone until she buys some NEW SHOES or slaughters a leopard for a new high fashion blouse

 

[Lucille]

Once at work a client gave me a zebra skin and gave me 48 hours to turn it into a RUG.

 

[Zu]

Once at work a client gave me a zebra skin and gave me 48 hours to turn it into a RUG.

And did you?

 

[Zu]

I used to have a goat skin on the wall but it got shockingly FLEASY

 

[Lucille]

She wanted it in her smoking room for a party! The smoking room was decorated with ceiling height leather cigarettes adorning the walls!

 

[Lucille]

And did you?

YES!

 

[Zu]

She wanted it in her smoking room for a party! The smoking room was decorated with ceiling height leather cigarettes adorning the walls!

Sounds very SYBARITIC

 

[AGinAg (37)]

COVERGIRL! WERK

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I'M THICK

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe Is it horsey? Or cowish?

Like a Tesco Value Lasagne circa 2013

 

[funky]

Once at work a client gave me a zebra skin and gave me 48 hours to turn it into a RUG.

Lucille’s client that morning:

 

[GNL]

Horsey Cowish is a great name for one of those American actresses that appears on shows on The CW.

 

[Pingu]

 

[VoR]

Have we noticed Darren Grimes’ latest grift has consisted of a trip to Israel followed by numerous tweets and on-air ’editorials’ about how brilliant it is?







All totally legit I’m sure

 

[Finn]

What a cunt. But it won't end well for him, I expect.

Obsessed with "the terror man"

 

[VoR]

Not GB news related, but the insufferable Carole Malone is getting a well-deserved slating for this.

 

[funky]

Poor Carole, being forced to converse with someone who brought facts to a debate.

The ME NO WANNA PLAY routine was her only out

 

[Shoat]

It's astonishing. When you book Carole Malone for a panel show, you would normally expect very well-informed, rational and compassionate debate.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Shoat]

Why is Wootton still on air?

 

[win_the_game]

Someone at GB News is clearly shitting themselves tonight...

 

[funky]

Will Dan Wooton also apologise given that SMARMY GLEEFUL PURSED SMILE he had on his face the entire time? There was even nodding...

 

[GNL]

What values?

 

[octophone]

SACKED!

(well, suspended but he's not coming back, surely)

 

[octophone]

Is that not Fox's one steady source of income? Maybe he'll make a new album...

 

[jivafox]

Finally they’ve found their limit for free speech

 

[octophone]

"We hired an absolutely detestable bigot because he's a detestable bigot and now he's been a detestable bigot, who'd have thought it?"

 

[dUb]

 

[Ellie]

Are you IMPLYING that Dan Wootton is a disgusting hypocrite?

 

[dUb]

The girls are fighting!

 

[funky]

Oh this is BRILLIANT

Take him down with you please!

 

[Shoat]

Oh Lozza don't bother, it's already been established Teflon Wootton knows where the bodies are buried

I wonder if all of Dan's dreadful costars will rush to his defence like last time

 

[Ellie]

I wonder if lovable (SCUM COLUMNIST) Lorraine Kelly has said anything about her best mate Dan.

 

[Tisch]

Bit FLIRTY

 

[Ellie]

 

[ButterTart]

END THEM BOTH

 

[Pingu]

Wootton's been suspended (for THIS).

 

[ZenGiraffe]