General Election 2019

[AGinAg (37)]

I didn't know where to put this... I retweeted this anti Tory, pro Lib Dem, anti Corbyn tweet and get this reply...

 

[dmlaw]

Well there's the sort of moral absolutism that will definitely change minds and would not in any way get you punched in the throat in a pub.

"Vote For Peace" seems like a bit of a cunt.

 

[big ron]

He's got a roundabout point, but that aint the way to go about it.

 

[big ron]

I also think there is as much chance as me becoming PM as that list of things happening.

 

[Lucille]

VOTE BIG RON.

 

[Indie]

I also think there is as much chance as me becoming PM as that list of things happening.

Vote big ron

 

[Lucille]

Free KET for every household in Britain.

 

[big ron]

Compulsory monthly acid for all.

 

[big ron]

And no VAT on tampons.

 

[big ron]

That's it, my entire manifesto.

 

[Rita]

That's it, my entire manifesto.

I always fancied moving in to number 10, but none of the UK Prime Minister’s of my time quite tickled my pickle.

YOU'LL DO.

 

[octophone]

A Moopy cabinet would be quite easy to form....Sheena would have to be foreign secretary because of all the languages he speaks, Kate for Chancellor of the Exchequer, I'd be Culture Secretary OF COURSE...who else...?

 

[big ron]

I always fancied moving in to number 10, but none of the UK Prime Minister’s of my time quite tickled my pickle.

YOU'LL DO.

Cheers hun, you say the sweetest things x

 

[Lucille]

I'll take anything with a GRACE and FAVOUR apartment.

 

[lolly]

Absolutely no idea what it involves, but I've always fancied myself as Lord (or Lady) Privy Seal.

 

[Lucille]

It means you clean the BOGS.

 

[Beverley]

A Moopy cabinet would be quite easy to form....Sheena would have to be foreign secretary because of all the languages he speaks, Kate for Chancellor of the Exchequer, I'd be Culture Secretary OF COURSE...who else...?

I'm obviously Home Sec. Sending all the racists to the Torremolinos

 

[lolly]

It means you clean the BOGS.

Don't I at least get to order someone else to do it?

 

[VoR]

Culture Secretary please. Massive tax hikes to fund better quality British Eurovision entries and a Wilson Phillips CD in every home.

 

[lolly]

All those years guarding the moopy funds and poor Star not trusted with the public purse.

 

[Kate]

Star can be Chancellor if I can have Transport. TRAMS FOR ALL

 

[SDF]

@Indie for equalities minister

will someone think of the northern white male straights

 

[big ron]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politic...SLP5l_i5vI8prBSj5w8hTAhU88BPxgXmhA0jw606Sq4dM

 

[Kala]

I would put myself forward for Secretary of State for Scotland, but then as a pro-Indy person I'm not sure how well that would go down...

 

[octophone]

All those years guarding the moopy funds and poor Star not trusted with the public purse.

Star can be Chancellor if I can have Transport. TRAMS FOR ALL

I reckon Star would kick ass as Speaker.

 

[octophone]

Culture Secretary please. Massive tax hikes to fund better quality British Eurovision entries and a Wilson Phillips CD in every home.

Piss off, that's my job. Nurse With Wound albums on the NHS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'll be Minister for Religion. Good track record.

 

[octophone]

I'm obviously Home Sec. Sending all the racists to the Torremolinos

Good thought - I quite fancied Ag for Home Secretary but Health would need someone who is happy to tell people to fuck off so...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Good thought - I quite fancied Ag for Home Secretary but Health would need someone who is happy to tell people to fuck off so...

I'll take fucking anything.

 

[Iguana]

Could I get the equalities brief, you bunch of fags?

 

[GNL]

Change my name to Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster Nancy Lam immediately.

 

[big ron]

I would put myself forward for Secretary of State for Scotland, but then as a pro-Indy person I'm not sure how well that would go down...

We're giving you to Ireland with NI as a way of saying soz n that.

 

[big ron]

Change my name to Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster Nancy Lam immediately.

Motion carried.

 

[Kala]

We're giving you to Ireland with NI as a way of saying soz n that.

That'll do! The Celtic Kingdom of Scotland and Ireland. If you want to give us Wales and Cornwall too, we can take that off your hands. That'll increase the average GDP per person of what's left of the country...

 

[Tetris-Rock]

I didn't know where to put this... I retweeted this anti Tory, pro Lib Dem, anti Corbyn tweet and get this reply...

I saw that “Christmas wish list” tweet and stuff it pissed me off mainly because it exemplified my main issue with certain, particularly comfortably middle class, Remainers - the “everything was fine before Brexit mentality.”

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Burger King getting in on some Brexit baiting hot promo

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Can I be Health Secretary in the Moopy cabinet please

 

[Indie]

Dentist secretary.

 

[Indie]

@Slave is health secretary because I hear you have to have token brexiteers in cabinet

 

[big ron]

That'll do! The Celtic Kingdom of Scotland and Ireland. If you want to give us Wales and Cornwall too, we can take that off your hands. That'll increase the average GDP per person of what's left of the country...

Don’t push your luck or we’ll put an extra tax on irn bru and smack