Glastonbury 2019 final line up

[monsta]

This is an absolutely DISGRACEFUL set from her!

I love how they’ve tried to find all the gays in the audience for the close ups and most of them couldn’t give a fuck either.

Reported for homophobia.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

This is officially the WOST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Where are @Ag and @Shirley - they'd LOVE how SHIT she is

 

[rhythmbandit]

That outfit is so unflattering.

 

[Dr Lecter]

Still dead

Audience in coma



Is guy oseary advising her
I bet Kylie is in her TRAVELODGE taking notes

 

[Cerro de Casa]

That's the end?
NO!

She should have added the "AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO CUM!!!" bit.. that would have had more of a reaction than this TEPID SHITE.

 

[Shirley]

This is officially the WOST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Where are @Ag and @Shirley - they'd LOVE how SHIT she is

I know she's shit. I don't have to subject myself to watching her. I NOTE REVIEWS ARE WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "MIXED"

 

[Dr Lecter]

Seriously

So much mumbling

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I know she's shit. I don't have to subject myself to watching her.

Touché

 

[lolly]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The audience looks just as zonked out on valium as she is...

 

[Sheena]

How long can you keep watching something that a) you supposedly find “shit” and b) you’ve said you’re switching off?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Even her 'guitarist' is 'miming' playing the guitar from Black Cat

 

[lolly]

 

[Dr Lecter]

Oh I like this

 

[Cerro de Casa]

And she's lipsynching to the ORIGINAL Black Cat vocals?
I can't with this

 

[Cerro de Casa]

How long can you keep watching something that a) you supposedly find “shit” and b) you’ve said you’re switching off?

I did but the Killers weren't on yet so I've put Janft back on

It's FUN once you get INTO it.

 

[Shirley]

Jackson is a cultural powerhouse ... Even her most recent release, 2018’s “Made For Now”, feels right at home, and proves as popular with the crowd as any of her classic hits ... Over the past few years, Jackson’s live performances and her oeuvre have been reassessed with new admiration and a sense that, until now, her many contributions to the musical landscape have been overlooked.

OKAAAAAYY

 

[Alla]

This must be the first time in 15 years Janet doesn't cancel it and actually performed.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Slating Ms Jackson here is not gonna make Madame X’s Eurovision debacle any less worse or forgotten.

 

[Shirley]

But is it SHITTER or JUST AS SHIT?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Slating Ms Jackson here is not gonna make Madame X’s Eurovision debacle any less worse or forgotten.

That may be - however, TO MY EYES & EARS it was still better than any "live" performance Ms Jackson has ever put her name to

(BUT I DON'T WANT TO PIT WOMEN AGAINST EACH OTHER)

(Except I just did)

Anyway I've switched it off now. I'm not here for an HOMAGE to the Jacksons...

 

[Sheena]

 

[lolly]

But is it SHITTER or JUST AS SHIT?

It's like comparing opposite ends of the Bristol Stool Chart

 

[Shirley]

Why has Janet Jackson grown a Hitler moustache?

 

[Sheena]

(BUT I DON'T WANT TO PIT WOMEN AGAINST EACH OTHER)

Oh do SHIT OFF

 

[Dr Lecter]

To be fair Eurovision was shit and Jancel was shit .

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh do SHIT OFF

Errr, did you READ the rest of my post? THAT WAS THE POINT !

 

[Sheena]

Errr, did you READ the rest of my post? THAT WAS THE POINT !

Sorry, I “switched off” because it just didn’t interest me...

 

[Cerro de Casa]

To be fair Eurovision was shit and Jancel was shit .

I think that's a FAIR ASSESSMENT...

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Sorry, I “switched off” because it just didn’t interest me...

Which begs the question as to why you replied to it and indeed continue replying ...

Let's MOVE ON please..

 

[Sheena]

Which begs the question as to why you replied to it and indeed continue replying ...

Let's MOVE ON please..

OMG THE IRONY IS ENTIRELY LOST, ISN’T IT

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OMG THE IRONY IS ENTIRELY LOST, ISN’T IT

You made your point, you're intellectually superior. Now let's move on please.

 

[Sheena]

You made your point, you're intellectually superior. Now let's move on please.

 

[Dr Lecter]

She didn’t even do WHOOPS NOW

FUMING

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I'll put some Sheryl Crow on as a palate cleanser. The dear could do with some views given that all her original masters are gone...

 

[Ellie]

Why exactly are The Killers headlining again? They haven’t got anything new out. I don’t really rate them much to be honest.

 

[Ellie]

also I can’t really tell the difference in sound between Oasis hits and Liam’s solo stuff. There’s not really any distinction between them.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

also I can’t really tell the difference in sound between Oasis hits and Liam’s solo stuff. There’s not really any distinction between them.

For a minute I thought I saw Noel on the guitar during his set. Then I realised they still hate each other.

 

[Ellie]

For a minute I thought I saw Noel on the guitar during his set. Then I realised they still hate each other.

My mate just said to me “of course it sounds like Oasis as he was the lead singer”. I said Freddie Mercury’s solo work doesn’t sound anything like Queen.

 

[lolly]

Four star review for Janet in The Guardian