Going for (Moopy) Gold: RESULTS!

[ButterTart]

It's the competition you forgot was happening!

After several days and almost as many views, this express train is thundering towards its final destination. In the post below, you'll find the thirty threads that mostly Iguana YOU have deemed worthiest of elevation to Moopy Gold status.

All you need to do is DM or post in here a list of the threads you most want to enshrine in Moopy Gold. You need to pick AT LEAST five, and NO MORE THAN ten. You don't need to rank them, this is a straight up popularity contest to see which ones get the most votes. At the minute I'm planning to put the top five in Gold, but if there are more than that which get a decent amount of votes then I'll be bunging them in as well.

You've got a few days on this, so take a bit of time to familiarise yourself with the nominees and do your best to make head or tail of what the fuck we were on about in them.

 

[ButterTart]

1. OG Kalavision - The life and death of Kalavision the first.

2. Should We Bring Back Moopy Rate? - A poignant tribute to lockdown alcoholism.

3. Kala's War on Capital Letters - A recent outing from the Mary Whitehouse of Moopy.

4. Delete Me - Madcap antics with a deliberately misleading title.

5. Moopists Read Out Moopy Posts - Moopy caters to the visually impaired.

6. Rachey and the Battered Fish - Lesbain adventures in animal husbandry.

7. What's going on with Arja Saijonmaa? - Still none the bloody wiser.

8. Michael Jackson Has Died - Moopy mourns a nonce.

9. Soldi's Shitty Daily Thread - DC loves the smell of bumhole in the morning.

10. Poor Sertab - Nonagenarian Eurovision winner critiqued.

11. Eurovision 2020 Cancelled - Gay 9/11.

12. Is Your Mother a Feeder? - Is it your Mum's fault you're FAT FAT FAT?

13. The Barebacking Poll - Moopy goes barebacking in the BHS cafe.

14. Ag's A Song For Moopy - The Results - Where Rita's sanity went to die.

15. Moopyvision: Armenia, Iceland & Moldova - VoR dies in Superbreeze Chiara.

16. Celebrity Sex Tapes - Jizzy hi-jinks with Vespertine.

17. Do You Travel or Accom? - What would Helen_S do?

18. Azealia Banks Anal Soap - Azealia's anal bum soap party.

19. Random Things You Hate - RELENTLESS TSUNAMI OF VENOM.

20. The Madame X Tour - Ooh a TOPPY CARROT.

21. Mutya Keisha Siobhan - AKA 'two 5s and a drunk 3'.

22. Madame X: The Album - The fallen Madonna with the wizened boobies.

23. Moopyvision Karaoke: The Results - SDF invites us to step inside (love).

24. Jark Rates Every Madonna Single - Which he did, if you pretend Madonna died in 1983.

25. Cher UK Tour 2019 - Cher's annual farewell tour (Summer edition).

26. Leilani - Madness Thing - Touch her, touch her with it.

27. Sue Brice - Every member of the Sue Brice fan club in ONE THREAD!

28. Moopy Codebreaker - Noted bisexual Funky keeps us guessing.

29. Eurovision 1999 Rewatch - Lads, it's dead. We killed it.

30. Moopyfate Mafia - Suomi 'dangerously unstable' says village physician.

 

[ButterTart]

Trust me to launch this just as the scandal of the decade was breaking.

 

[Iguana]

I vote for:

2. Should We Bring Back Moopy Rate? - A poignant tribute to lockdown alcoholism.

5. Moopists Read Out Moopy Posts - Moopy caters to the visually impaired.

7. What's going on with Arja Saijonmaa? - Still none the bloody wiser.

8. Michael Jackson Has Died - Moopy mourns a nonce.

12. Is Your Mother a Feeder? - Is it your Mum's fault you're FAT FAT FAT?

13. The Barebacking Poll - Moopy goes barebacking in the BHS cafe.

18. Azealia Banks Anal Soap - Azealia's anal bum soap party.

20. The Madame X Tour - Ooh a TOPPY CARROT.

30. Moopyfate Mafia - Suomi 'dangerously unstable' says village physician.

 

[ButterTart]

I vote for:

2. Should We Bring Back Moopy Rate? - A poignant tribute to lockdown alcoholism.

5. Moopists Read Out Moopy Posts - Moopy caters to the visually impaired.

7. What's going on with Arja Saijonmaa? - Still none the bloody wiser.

8. Michael Jackson Has Died - Moopy mourns a nonce.

12. Is Your Mother a Feeder? - Is it your Mum's fault you're FAT FAT FAT?

13. The Barebacking Poll - Moopy goes barebacking in the BHS cafe.

18. Azealia Banks Anal Soap - Azealia's anal bum soap party.

20. The Madame X Tour - Ooh a TOPPY CARROT.

30. Moopyfate Mafia - Suomi 'dangerously unstable' says village physician.

Splendid! I can confirm these ten are currently in the lead and will all be inducted unless someone else votes.

 

[Iguana]

Splendid! I can confirm these ten are currently in the lead and will all be inducted unless someone else votes.

I only voted for 9! Mr Naef!

 

[ButterTart]

I only voted for 9! Mr Naef!

Bugger, I STILL haven't watched that clip

 

[Iguana]

Bugger, I STILL haven't watched that clip

Well now you can easily find the rewatch thread in the Eurovision Again archive subforum, there's no excuse not to watch and do an after-the-event shitpost tirade!

 

[ButterTart]

Well now you can easily find the rewatch thread in the Eurovision Again archive subforum, there's no excuse not to watch and do an after-the-event shitpost tirade!

See? Clever thinking like this is why you're my new source of free legal advice and representation (Now that dmlaw's refused to lift that banning order).

 

[RS]

No t no shade but these nominees suggest that the price of gold has been heavily devalued lately.

 

[Soldi]

No t no shade but these nominees suggest that the price of gold has been heavily devalued lately.

Well I didn’t see you nominating anything hun x

 

[RS]

There’s nothing to nominate.

 

[ButterTart]

No t no shade but these nominees suggest that the price of gold has been heavily devalued lately.

In fairness, these are classics.

A lot of people will be biding their time so they can participate in the age old Moopy tradition of not suggesting anything and then criticising all of the suggestions further down the line.

 

[Soldi]

2. Should We Bring Back Moopy Rate? - A poignant tribute to lockdown alcoholism.
5. Moopists Read Out Moopy Posts - Moopy caters to the visually impaired
6. Rachey and the Battered Fish - Lesbain adventures in animal husbandry.
10. Poor Sertab - Nonagenarian Eurovision winner critiqued.
11. Eurovision 2020 Cancelled - Gay 9/11.
12. Is Your Mother a Feeder? - Is it your Mum's fault you're FAT FAT FAT?
14. Ag's A Song For Moopy - The Results - Where Rita's sanity went to die.
16. Celebrity Sex Tapes - Jizzy hi-jinks with Vespertine.
20. The Madame X Tour - Ooh a TOPPY CARROT.
29. Eurovision 1999 Rewatch - Lads, it's dead. We killed it.

 

[RS]

To be fair, I didn’t even check all the nominees.

 

[Soldi]

@ButterTart you may as well close it now @Iguana and I have voted

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart you may as well close it now @Iguana and I have voted

I’ll wait until I’ve voted and then call it a day.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

1. OG Kalavision - The life and death of Kalavision the first.

2. Should We Bring Back Moopy Rate? - A poignant tribute to lockdown alcoholism.

5. Moopists Read Out Moopy Posts - Moopy caters to the visually impaired.

9. Soldi's Shitty Daily Thread - DC loves the smell of bumhole in the morning.

11. Eurovision 2020 Cancelled - Gay 9/11.

14. Ag's A Song For Moopy - The Results - Where Rita's sanity went to die.

16. Celebrity Sex Tapes - Jizzy hi-jinks with Vespertine.

20. The Madame X Tour - Ooh a TOPPY CARROT.

23. Moopyvision Karaoke: The Results - SDF invites us to step inside (love).

29. Eurovision 1999 Rewatch - Lads, it's dead. We killed it.

 

[Iguana]

No t no shade but these nominees suggest that the price of gold has been heavily devalued lately.

There’s nothing to nominate.

:emoji_rainbow::emoji_rainbow::emoji_rainbow:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

PLEASE!

2. Should We Bring Back Moopy Rate? - A poignant tribute to lockdown alcoholism.

3. Kala's War on Capital Letters - A recent outing from the Mary Whitehouse of Moopy..

5. Moopists Read Out Moopy Posts - Moopy caters to

14. Ag's A Song For Moopy - The Results - Where Rita's sanity went to die.

18. Azealia Banks Anal Soap - Azealia's anal bum soap party.

20. The Madame X Tour - Ooh a TOPPY CARROT.

26. Leilani - Madness Thing - Touch her, touch her with it.

27. Sue Brice - Every member of the Sue Brice fan club in ONE THREAD!

28. Moopy Codebreaker - Noted bisexual Funky keeps us guessing.

30. Moopyfate Mafia - Suomi 'dangerously unstable' says village physician.

 

[ButterTart]

Justice for Sue Brice AT LAST.

 

[ButterTart]

I need to have a good read of some of these. I’d never actually set foot in the MKS thread before so I’ve no idea what made it iconic.

 

[ButterTart]

I still haven’t actually looked in the Vespertine jizz thread. In the interests of fairness I feel like I should give it a go, but my doctor has warned me that I’m in danger of RSI from all my pearl clutching as it is.

 

[Lucille]

I still haven’t actually looked in the Vespertine jizz thread. In the interests of fairness I feel like I should give it a go, but my doctor has warned me that I’m in danger of RSI from all my pearl clutching as it is.

YEAH THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA MAKE YOUR WRIST ACHE...

 

[Zu]

2. Should We Bring Back Moopy Rate? - A poignant tribute to lockdown alcoholism.

 

[Lucille]

VOTES

1. OG Kalavision - The life and death of Kalavision the first.

3. Kala's War on Capital Letters - A recent outing from the Mary Whitehouse of Moopy.

10. Poor Sertab - Nonagenarian Eurovision winner critiqued.

16. Celebrity Sex Tapes - Jizzy hi-jinks with Vespertine.

21. Mutya Keisha Siobhan - AKA 'two 5s and a drunk 3'.

29. Eurovision 1999 Rewatch - Lads, it's dead. We killed it.

 

[ButterTart]

VOTES

Splendid, cheers.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A TOPPY CARROT is fucking ESSENTIAL.

 

[ButterTart]

A TOPPY CARROT is fucking ESSENTIAL.

It was only recently I even heard of it. That image is absolutely brilliant, it deserves to be in the banner.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THE WHOLE SAD PLATE deserves a FORUM!

 

[Zu]

I vote YES to toppy carrot in banner

 

[Soldi]

Everyone’s avatars to be changed to TOPPY CARROT’S IMMEDIATELY

 

[ButterTart]

Every time I see it the plate gets more grotesque.

 

[Zu]

I think it’s definitely worth a reprise as my avatar

 

[Soldi]

What a lovely dinner there @Zu-Klara dear!

Almost as nice as the soup from SUE’S STEAMER

 

[OutSynk]

There’s nothing to nominate.

 

[ButterTart]

MY VOTES

2. Should We Bring Back Moopy Rate? - A poignant tribute to lockdown alcoholism.

5. Moopists Read Out Moopy Posts - Moopy caters to the visually impaired.

8. Michael Jackson Has Died - Moopy mourns a nonce.

14. Ag's A Song For Moopy - The Results - Where Rita's sanity went to die.

15. Moopyvision: Armenia, Iceland & Moldova - VoR dies in Superbreeze Chiara.

20. The Madame X Tour - Ooh a TOPPY CARROT.

24. Jark Rates Every Madonna Single - Which he did, if you pretend Madonna died in 1983.

27. Sue Brice - Every member of the Sue Brice fan club in ONE THREAD!

29. Eurovision 1999 Rewatch - Lads, it's dead. We killed it.

30. Moopyfate Mafia - Suomi 'dangerously unstable' says village physician.

 

[ButterTart]

Six votes in so far. I want at least ten.

 

[Iguana]

Free toppy carrot with each vote

(subject to toppy carrot availability)

 

[ButterTart]

Free toppy carrot with each vote

(subject to toppy carrot availability)

Encourage a friend to vote and receive a video of Mutya, Keisha and Siobhan having fun with your toppy carrot.