Green Friday

[floppet]

Our office discussion this afternoon is "would you rather have no arms or no legs?". Currently three of us would prefer no legs and one has said no arms prompting questions of "how would you pull your pants down to go to the toilet?", "how would you put shampoo on your hair in the shower?" and "how would you be able to cook your own food then eat it?".

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Our office discussion this afternoon is "would you rather have no arms or no legs?". Currently three of us would prefer no legs and one has said no arms prompting questions of "how would you pull your pants down to go to the toilet?", "how would you put shampoo on your hair in the shower?" and "how would you be able to cook your own food then eat it?".

And how do you wipe your bum?

 

[floppet]

And how do you wipe your bum?

Wash it with a bidet. That question was one of the first asked (by me)

I reckon she only chose no arms to be a contrary Mary.

 

[Agneeta]

I couldn't do it. They got to the point of doing it and I had a mini panic. They are going to do under general anaesthetic.