Guys it's FEBRUARY

[Star]

Morning?

 

[Lucille]

FINALLY

 

[RJN]

Bad news: February is even worse than January but at least it means one month closer to March, when things start getting better again

 

[Lucille]

February in the UK does often like to be all ‘ya’ll wanted a twist’ and deliver the WORST weather of Winter when you thought it was nearly over.

 

[RJN]

February in the UK does often like to be all ‘ya’ll wanted a twist’ and deliver the WORST weather of Winter when you thought it was nearly over.

Sounds miserable! Luckily with global warming, we all can experience unpredictable weather

 

[Iguana]

At least February is SHORT. None of that leap year shit, please.

 

[Diddy]

Is this the daily thread or have we downsided to a monthly thread?

Someone messaged me on a gay app, in his picture you can see the shape of his nipples QUITE distinctly, through a HOODIE. They must be especially protuberant

 

[Kate]

So hungover

 

[Kate]

Is this the daily thread or have we downsided to a monthly thread?

Someone messaged me on a gay app, in his picture you can see the shape of his nipples QUITE distinctly, through a HOODIE. They must be especially protuberant

UNFEASIBLY LARGE?

 

[COB]

Chapel hat pegs

 

[Marina Salty]

February in the UK does often like to be all ‘ya’ll wanted a twist’ and deliver the WORST weather of Winter when you thought it was nearly over.

Same description for March here.

 

[Diddy]

Feeling very THIS tonight

 

[Marina Salty]

I went to the vet today for the puppy's next vaccination and also got him a jumper for the cold and a new bed cause he grew a lot bigger.
They had a fantastic hoodie that made him look ridiculously badass, but it wasn't his size

 

[RJN]

But could

I went to the vet today for the puppy's next vaccination and also got him a jumper for the cold and a new bed cause he grew a lot bigger.
They had a fantastic hoodie that made him look ridiculously badass, but it wasn't his size

but could you see his nipples through it?

 

[Diddy]

I have a headache but yeah I’m not in a great mood. Certainly don’t want to be reminded by YouTube of the big YouTuber I thought I had legitimately made a nice new friend with, who then ghosted me mid-conversation when he asked me when I was able to meet him. Fuck being a foreigner

 

[Diddy]

Think I’ll just go to bed
I just unearthed archival footage of ASFM favourites Pink Lady being surprised by whoopee cushions, and I doubt I’ll do much better than that tonight

 

[Dark Carnival]

G'day mates

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yeah definitely agree February > January

But then January <<<<<<<

 

[Iguana]

 

[big ron]

QUITE LARGE NIPS

 

[big ron]

Today I changed some car light bulbs in a carpark and then argued with a mechanic and won. Big #masc4masc energy

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[big ron]

Ms Ron has just added all our social occasions to my online calendar, and its fucking amazing. Welcome to the 1950s.