Haitian President Jouvenel Moïse DEAD

[Penelope]

Immediately thought of Keri Hilson

 

[octophone]

If the Prime Minister of East Timor is seen naked on a spacehopper, then we're being WATCHED.

 

[Diddy]

President of Sierra Leone found tangled in cow grate

 

[Diddy]

We should be a bit more respectful, it’s not normally a good thing to have national leaders assassinated. Blessings etc

this thread might not age well if it indirectly precipitates WWIII

 

[Penelope]

!!!!!!

 

[Diddy]

!!!!!!

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WHAT political news outlet thought THAT was the right time for that pun

 

[Penelope]

The New Statesman's Morning Call. I'm going much more wild at the thought of someone assassinating a political rival and not even USING A BURNER PHONE

 

[Penelope]

Yes! Brilliant idea! I'm sure there's ABSOLUTELY NO WAY this ends badly!