Half-Price Chocolate Tuesday

[octophone]

Morning.

Huuuuuge dark cloud has just appeared on the horizon. Literally, not figuratively.

 

[funky]

Miserable whether here too in South Scotland. God I need a beach.

 

[funky]

I also need SEX if anyone is available. It's been at LEAST a month.

 

[COB]

I'm still feeling a bit lousy today, I might avail myself of the cheap chocolate if I see any

 

[Generic Account]

Lovely bright day here brimming with opportunity and hope

 

[Generic Account]

Just ordered pure for men

 

[Generic Account]

Does it work

 

[COB]

Lovely bright day here brimming with opportunity and hope

 

[COB]

Only joking Barn x

 

[Generic Account]

Diving into Tuesday like

 

[COB]

Does it work

It does work, but it's quite expensive for what it is - you can get psyllium husk tablets (the main ingredient in Pure) from Holland and Barrett or other health food shops for much cheaper, especially with the PENNY SALE

 

[Generic Account]

It does work, but it's quite expensive for what it is - you can get psyllium husk tablets (the main ingredient in Pure) from Holland and Barrett or other health food shops for much cheaper, especially with the PENNY SALE

Thanks COB!

Obviously I'm now a (dom) top so it isn't absolutely necessary, but always handy in a pinch.

 

[jivafox]

Probably shouldn’t have googled what Pure for Men was in my work computer

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Marking completed!

 

[Generic Account]

Probably shouldn’t have googled what Pure for Men was in my work computer

Soz jf

 

[Star]

We were sitting having breakfast when Dannii says;
'Papa there's a tiger in the garden'
We tried to tell her there's no tiger in our garden but she was insistant.
'Over dere, look!'

Turns out she had spotted a fox hiding in my daffodils!

 

[Lucille]

What a DRAMA QUEEN!

 

[Soldi]

I also need SEX if anyone is available. It's been at LEAST a month.

You’re the FUSSY FANNY love.

 

[Lucille]

@Dark Carnival

 

[Marina Salty]

Just had my first interview for the job I took the psychometrics tests for, am not sure it went well and while it didn't go bad either, I feel like they wanted to get over with it like really fast, which can't be a good sign.

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Dark Carnival

Where’s the lie though?

 

[octophone]

Probably shouldn’t have googled what Pure for Men was in my work computer

I thought it was hair dye

 

[lolly]

Just been through my Facebook friend list (to check who has seen a totally inappropriate photo I meant to send to a friend but added to my stories by mistake ), only to discover that about 3% of my friends are dead.

HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYONE

 

[COB]

a totally inappropriate photo I meant to send to a friend but added to my stories by mistake

Oh now it makes sense.

 

[GNL]

Thanks COB!

Obviously I'm now a (dom) top so it isn't absolutely necessary, but always handy in a pinch.

Even handier in a punch.

 

[GNL]

Where’s the lie though?

When I went to Paris years ago, we had only just got off the train and a child punched my friend in the balls.

 

[Star]

Just been through my Facebook friend list (to check who has seen a totally inappropriate photo I meant to send to a friend but added to my stories by mistake ), only to discover that about 3% of my friends are dead.

HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYONE

Oh I saw the photo and did wonder

 

[Lucille]

Gare du Nord is like something from DICKENS.

 

[lolly]

Oh now it makes sense.

I don't even know what My Stories IS. I only realised when I saw a notification saying 30 odd people had seen it and the penny dropped.

Is it just Instagram for old wankers who don't have Instagram?

 

[COB]

I don't even know what My Stories IS. I only realised when I saw a notification saying 30 odd people had seen it and the penny dropped.

Is it just Instagram for old wankers who don't have Instagram?

I'm not sure either but I think so... I don't understand why they both have basically the same thing.

 

[ButterTart]

Just been through my Facebook friend list (to check who has seen a totally inappropriate photo I meant to send to a friend but added to my stories by mistake ), only to discover that about 3% of my friends are dead.

HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYONE

Jesus, how shocking was the picture?

 

[Diddy]

Watching Tomb Raider 2. It’s the most early 00s thing I’ve seen for QUITE a while

 

[ButterTart]

Watching Tomb Raider 2. It’s the most early 00s thing I’ve seen for QUITE a while

Is Chris Barrie in that one as the butler?

 

[Diddy]

Is Chris Barrie in that one as the butler?

Yeah!
This one has Gerard Butler mercifully as a Scottish person this time

 

[Marina Salty]

Oooh they've just call me back to arrange for a second interview, i didn't see that coming

 

[RJN]

Oooh they've just call me back to arrange for a second interview, i didn't see that coming

Get the wine in a coffee mug ready!

 

[octophone]

Jesus, how shocking was the picture?

tag: lolly tits out doing the macarena

 

[Lucille]

Wouldn’t white wine or even VODKA work better? You don’t want to risk RED WINE LIPS. That happened to an old flatmate of mine when he showed up wasted to the signing of our lease and thought he was being smart drinking red wine out of an orange juice container.

 

[Rita]

Nothing wrong with a RED WINE LIP Lucille. There is a shad of red for every woman.

 

[Dark Carnival]

When I went to Paris years ago, we had only just got off the train and a child punched my friend in the balls.

They probably deserved it