Handforth Parish Council Zoom Meeting Antics

[Iguana]

Hyperventilating at this

 

[Jark]

"only a court of law can declare a meeting illegal"

 

[Dance Witch Abortion]

“That’s Jackie Weaver” (through side-mouth)
“It is Jackie Weaver, hello there!”
“Keep. Quiet.”

 

[Phoenix]

They got competition

 

[jivafox]

 

[Peekaboo]

She may not be a Tory but she is doing a SURVIVE A ZOOM CALL WITH JACKIE WEAVER FUN NIGHT with the WEST MIDLANDS CONSERVATIVES so THE JURY IS OUT for me on whether she cares more about people or about being an INTERNET PERSONALITÉ at all cost.

She's also randomly praised central government a propos of nothing in a Guardian interview and in case you needed CONCLUSIVE PROOF she is also an ANTON DU BEKE fan

 

[ZenGiraffe]

she is also an ANTON DU BEKE fan

Well she is

 

[Peekaboo]

WELL EXACTLY.

 

[Iguana]

Presumably UKIP

 

[GNL]

Kate Bush updating her website out of the blue in 2019 like:

 

[ZenGiraffe]

RESIGNATIONS!

Two Handforth parish council members quit after viral Zoom call

Chair Brian Tolver and vice-chair Aled Brewerton step down following infamous Cheshire meeting

www.theguardian.com

 

[Kate]

TL;DR: it's "YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE JACKIE WEAVER!" man and “READ THE STANDING ORDERS! READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!” man.

 

[octophone]

Oh, you mean the two bullying arseholes whose behaviour caused Weaver to be brought in to officiate in the first place?

WIN.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jackie Weaver is getting so much work! She's really taking the drag queen advice of ACCEPT ALL JOBS.

 

[GNL]

She's got a book coming out.

 

[Kate]

Good grief.

Will we finally get to find out once and for all whether she is a Tory or not?

 

[funky]

It’s 2021’s version of Maureen from
driving school

I wonder what she’ll cover for her crack at Christmas #1...

 

[funky]

Fairytale of Handforth?

 

[funky]

All I Want For Christmas Is Zoom?

 

[funky]

Do They Know It’s Not On Mute?

 

[Ellie]

It’s 2021’s version of Maureen from
driving school

I wonder what she’ll cover for her crack at Christmas #1...

Too much testosterone in that oldest #1 artists chart. She could be in the Top 5 with a bullet with a cover of Zoom by Fat Larry’s Band.

 

[GNL]

Too much testosterone in that oldest #1 artists chart. She could be in the Top 5 with a bullet with a cover of Zoom by Fat Larry’s Band.

A double A-side with

 

[funky]

Aretha and Fat Larry SO ahead of their time.

 

[Iguana]

Jackie Weaver turned up in The Archers today @Madison

 

[Lucille]

Everytime this thread is bumped I’m anticipating a Jackie Weaver onlyfans.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How has Jackie NOT got in Strictly?

 

[VoR]

 

[Soldi]

Labour

 

[VoR]

It seems the only candidates on the ballot were Labour and someone who listed his political affiliation as ‘Englishman’.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

someone who listed his political affiliation as ‘Englishman’.

 

[Tisch]

Turns out Jackie Weaver DIDN'T have the authority.

Handforth Parish Council: Jackie Weaver 'did not have the authority'

The stand-in clerk went viral after clips from a Cheshire council meeting got millions of views online.

www.bbc.co.uk

What does Tracy's I Pad have to say about this?

 

[Lucille]

Was 145 pages of reports really necessary ?!!

 

[Soldi]

 

[Kratz]

When’s her album {Auth-O-RITY} coming out?

‘Brian Tolver’s gone, John Smith’s brand new, and if you don’t like it FUCK U’