Happy birthday Floppet Saturday!

[Tisch]

Happy birthday @Floppet !! May you receive many a dick pic on this day of days and maybe a nice u-bend to unclog. X

I am hungover. It is entirely @dmlaw 's fault. Hope the mods are thinking up a suitable punishment.

We were meant to have a friend over today but she's just cancelled. Secretly happy but don't know what to do with myself. I have no excuse not to clean the house now. Fumming.

 

[Soldi]

Happy birthday @Floppet! Let’s hope it’s you who receives a dick pic this time round!

RIP Tisch

 

[Sheena]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLOPPET

 

[Sheena]

I've been to the gym and pulled a muscle and now my TITS HURT.

 

[Tisch]

I was dancing round the lounge to M People I think I'm okay/still drunk.

Will probably kick in later. Yay! x

 

[Sheena]

I had a bottle of wine and three whiskeys to myself last night whilst Mr Sheena continued his DRY AUGUST () and I woke up at 6 like I hadn't had a single drink at all.

There are advantages to being BORDERLINE ALCOHOLIC.

 

[SDF]

I've been to the gym and pulled a muscle and now my TITS HURT.

show us your tits

 

[Iguana]

Happy birthday @Floppet !

 

[Lucille]

6 beers last night although I’m eating like a horse at the minute as I’m not smoking so I barely felt anything last night and feel quite sprightly now.

 

[Rita]

Happy Birthday our @Floppet. Love you darling x

 

[ButterTart]

Happy birthday @Floppet, hope you're going out to celebrate in one of Bolton's superb eateries like...
Well, we've got a Nandos.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Happy birthday Miss Floppet *sends elegant nude pic*

 

[Dark Carnival]

My head hurts and my right nostril is blocked.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Happy birthday Floppet.

Spoiler: I found your lost dick pic

 

[COB]

Have a good one Floppette!

 

[dmlaw]

I am not (all that) hungover and I take no responsibility for the state of Tisch's head.

Happy Birthday Floppet.

 

[Lucille]

I take no responsibility for the state of Tisch's head.

WELL SHE’S NEVER HAD ANY COMPLAINTS.

 

[lolly]

I only had one lidl passion fruit martini to welcome in Floppet's birthday.

May get up in a bit.

 

[SDF]

On the train this morning from Edinburgh to Glasgow and every guy in their twenties (6, I counted, and not together) were the only ones not wearing masks.

I’m assuming all of their mums were chain smokers when they were pregnant

 

[SDF]

Anyway I do fee a bit OLD complaining about that sort of thing, but twats all the same.

 

[Tisch]

WELL SHE’S NEVER HAD ANY COMPLAINTS.

I'm cleaning the kitchen and listening to Heather Small. Everything smells of white vinegar and I am LIVE ING.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Saturday dilemma, should I see the heteros or just say fuck and go to the gym?

 

[Lucille]

Maybe it’s because I’m hungover and I’ve quit the cigarettes so miss having something in my mouth, but I’m really in the mood to SUCK DICK today.

 

[floppet]

Thankyou all for the lovely birthday wishes. Tonight I shall be breaking the law by celebrating at my brother's house, hopefully none of his neighbours will bubble us up.

My favourite birthday card is this one



Inside it says "may your day be more special than a dog farting rainbows", my boss knows me too well.

 

[Rita]

Thankyou all for the lovely birthday wishes. Tonight I shall be breaking the law by celebrating at my brother's house, hopefully none of his neighbours will bubble us up.

My favourite birthday card is this one



Inside it says "may your day be more special than a dog farting rainbows", my boss knows me too well.

I LOVE IT!

Is tonight the annual drunken karaoke BBQ? If so, enjoy my love!

 

[Rita]

Maybe it’s because I’m hungover and I’ve quit the cigarettes so miss having something in my mouth, but I’m really in the mood to SUCK DICK today.

I’m still smoking cigarettes but I could also be doing with a SIDE OF COCK.

 

[ButterTart]

Not even 12 o’clock and the cock chat commenceth.

 

[Dark Carnival]

My craving for COCK is currently at its peak.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I was such a SLUT this weak. Had some cock almost ever night, including one night where I had TWO!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not even 12 o’clock and the cock chat commenceth.

Yeah and what do you have against that?

 

[Lucille]

It’s never too early for COCK.

 

[Dark Carnival]

If anything it’s just some very late cock!

 

[COB]

I'm having soup for lunch - no cock here

 

[COB]

Actually it's chicken soup so disregard that sorry, I'm listening and will do better x

 

[Soldi]

UGH I’ve just finished unpacking from holidays and since I move back to Manchester next weekend I’ve had to start ALL OVER AGAIN

 

[floppet]

I LOVE IT!

Is tonight the annual drunken karaoke BBQ? If so, enjoy my love!

Well it's supposed to be the annual BBQ but it's currently raining so hard our gutters are overflowing and I'll have to drive there and back so the drunken part's out too. It'll be the annual sober BBQ-food-cooked-in-the-oven karaoke.

 

[Sheena]

I was such a SLUT this weak. Had some cock almost ever night, including one night where I had TWO!

Two? AMATEUR.

 

[Kate]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLOPSICLE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Two? AMATEUR.

Oh that’s already one too much for me usually! I’m not that into threesomes or group sex, it was actually only my third time. I’m always worried I’d either get left out or have to do all the WORK! But it was perfectly balanced and both guys were mmmmm DELISH

 

[Sheena]

I like an ORGY. But preferably one that just happens in a public place*

(*- Not Lidl)