HAPPY CHRISTMAS MOOPY

[AGinAg (37)]

It's more the other way round according to SOME

So many sneks and haters in your dancerie. It's just you and underage boy next year.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FUN FACT: No children were named Stacey, Britney, Deirdre, Nigel, Kelly or Harold in 2022 in the UK.

 

[Rachey]

I'm more excited about the soup maker. The air fryer is just a mini oven, but Mr Ag is happy, so it's all good.

I love my soup maker. It's easily the best gadget in my kitchen.

 

[octophone]

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!

 

[GNL]

FUN FACT: No children were named Stacey, Britney, Deirdre, Nigel, Kelly or Harold in 2022 in the UK.

There's still time!

 

[GNL]

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!

Unacknowledged Christmas to all who don't!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There's still time!

Every baby in the next week to be legally named Nigel.

 

[octophone]

Unacknowledged Christmas to all who don't!

I recognise that it is December 25th. That is all.

 

[COB]

We just had a pipe band go past outside, led by Santa Claus himself

 

[lolly]

How is half a bottle of sherry gone already

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How is half a bottle of sherry gone already

Oh has Mr Ag been over? Apologies.

 

[Alla]

Christmas? Summertime here, UNREAL

 

[octophone]

I've just heard Jethro Tull's Yuletide song. "Ring Out Solstice Bells". I never knew this existed before now. It's weirdly tolerable.

 

[Marina Salty]

Christmas? Summertime here, UNREAL

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[Alla]

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Yes but you live in the Sahara desert i've never seen anything like that here, i'm wearing a t-shirt all day and people are getting a tan on the beach. As much as i love this weather this is very wrong and scary.

 

[Lucille]

COUPLES, do you have SEX on CHRISTMAS? Does it feel a bit wrong like a Christmas Day wank does?

 

[Apoca]

A Christmas Day wank does not feel wrong - on the contrary, knock one out TWICE and I say that as a CATHOLIC

Merry Christmas Mopsy.

 

[straightorbroken]

I even got the poppers out for mine

 

[lolly]

COUPLES, do you have SEX on CHRISTMAS? Does it feel a bit wrong like a Christmas Day wank does?

Oh please

I'd have to wait until my birthday if I didn't get a bit of Christmas cock

 

[Alla]

Also what the hell is a soup maker and why I don't have one already?

 

[Soldi]

Yes but you live in the Sahara desert i've never seen anything like that here, i'm wearing a t-shirt all day and people are getting a tan on the beach. As much as i love this weather this is very wrong and scary.

I presume you’re at your parents? Or Madrid has moved to the coast overnight?

 

[Lucille]

Also what the hell is a soup maker

It’s called a PAN.

 

[Marina Salty]

COUPLES, do you have SEX on CHRISTMAS? Does it feel a bit wrong like a Christmas Day wank does?

Yes but I don't do it at all on the Easter week, it feels wrong

 

[Rita]

HALF PISSED ALREADY. The only way to get through feeding the 5000.

 

[Rita]

COUPLES, do you have SEX on CHRISTMAS? Does it feel a bit wrong like a Christmas Day wank does?

OF COURSE. All those parents moaning about how tired they are on Christmas morning as the kids got up so early have been getting rogered half the night. Take it from someone who knows.

 

[Rita]

I’m not seeing my partner today but we had a fabulous night together on Thursday before all my lot turned up on Friday. That followed by an all nighter drinking with the family in to Christmas Eve is probably the reason I am like THE WALKING DEAD today. The wine is helping greatly.

 

[Alla]

I presume you’re at your parents? Or Madrid has moved to the coast overnight?

It's Christmas, i guess you can choose the right answer there It can't be that hot in Madrid, but over 20°C and very sunny here, i'm sweating.

 

[Jark]

merry CHRIST-mas you bunch of miserable old HAGS! hope you're thinking on your sins a hole lot today and offering PRAISE to our lord Sharon Watts at 9.25pm on BBC One!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've just heard Jethro Tull's Yuletide song. "Ring Out Solstice Bells". I never knew this existed before now. It's weirdly tolerable.

My dad is obsessed with Jethro Tull and always puts his Christmas stuff on when they're hosting.

Since I'm hosting this year, it's ANNIE LENNOX and ENYA

 

[Diddy]

Ugh I hate checking my expenses… what did I use my debit card for on the 13th? blowed if I know

 

[ZenGiraffe]

COUPLES, do you have SEX on CHRISTMAS? Does it feel a bit wrong like a Christmas Day wank does?

In the morning, before food.

No one needs a BLOATED BOTTOM.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I’m on the tequila babes.
Not good!!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

i got an air fryer too @Baby It's Ag Outside lets swap recipes and other things in the new year

Naughty Santa yeah it’s

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My mother just revealed she had no idea I love electronic dance music. I played her a bit of Faithless and she said she didn't think it was my thing and that I was just ABBA and Kylie. Did I HIDE IT FROM THEM?

 

[Sheena]

FUN FACT: No children were named Stacey, Britney, Deirdre, Nigel, Kelly or Harold in 2022 in the UK.

That’s a con though for Harold as there’s hundreds of Harrys. I have a friend with a kid called Harry and I just call him Harold all the time to wind them up.

 

[Sheena]

I’ve got bit of left over cocaine at my place so I’m so having that tonight and having a nice long tug once Mr Sheena is asleep

 

[COB]

Just back from a nice walk into town and back, the streets are surprisingly busy and I only got shouted at by ONE deranged meths drinker - it's a Christmas miracle

 

[octophone]

Just back from a nice walk into town and back, the streets are surprisingly busy and I only got shouted at by ONE deranged meths drinker - it's a Christmas miracle

Weather depending, I like a waddle through Glasgow on 1/1. Even the jakies are out for the count and it can be proper 28 Days Later stuff.

 

[Cloud]

Merry Christmas xxx

 

[Cerro de Casa]

We're actually going OUT OUT for Christmas dinner this year
Never done before and probs never again as we popped into Waitrose DARLING for a few nibbles yesterday and ended up with a whole Christmas dinner ingredients trolley for tomorrow

Anyway

Suedey's TIP TOP ADVICE for 2022:

dO NOT make a Bloody Mary in your Ninja blender HUNSS !!1