Have yourself a merry little Saturday

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm on THE ISLAND as per normal. We've been here since 9.30 and we're trapped on until after 2pm due to the tides. That's right you can only access the island via a causeway that floods every day.

 

[Kate]

While you're out there I'm just passing through Colchester on the train. Pumpkin Cafe NOTED AND SALUTED, obvs.

 

[Diddy]

Watching Christmas specials tonight as I cancel my holiday bookings

whatever, work is done for the year at least. I might watch PeeWee Herman's Christmas special next

 

[Diddy]

Oh... the Christmas Special isn't on YT any more, but some of it's still there, including Grace Jones, Cher, Joan Rivers, KD Lang, Charo, Oprah Winfrey, Little Richard and Princess ZSA ZSA, and somehow still MORE!

Don't tell me I never do nothing for you

HJJJJIT IT, CONKY!

 

[Diddy]

Oh I should alert @We Tisch you a Merry Tischmas that the previous video contains fan fave CHAIRY

 

[Tisch]

Oh thank god CHAIRY survived the cull!

 

[COB]

Important:

 

[Diddy]

Important:

The definitive reading

 

[Diddy]

BTW I want everyone to wish their hardest that my flight on Monday gets cancelled due to bad weather (or a volcano or something, not an earthquake pls) - that's the only way for me to get my money back because I got the cheapest fare. And yet if I'd bought the more expensive one, I could have gotten my money back. It costs more to be poor, yet again

 

[lolly]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm unfeasibly tired.

Delay Christmas please.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

While you're out there I'm just passing through Colchester on the train. Pumpkin Cafe NOTED AND SALUTED, obvs.

I know. I saw the snail trail.

 

[jyxz]

I’ve had a nap

Also

 

[Sheena]

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CHA CHA HEELS?

 

[COB]

Oh Shee, NOT ON CHRISTMAS!

 

[Sheena]

YOU'RE NOT MY PARENTS!

 

[jyxz]

 

[Diddy]

Mika is playing in Osaka in May, hmm
¥10,000 though, probably not

 

[jyxz]

Mika is playing in Osaka in May, hmm
¥10,000 though, probably not

What’s that in devalued pounds shillings and pence, may I ask?

 

[octophone]

All duties done. Time for The Muppet Christmas Carol. Peace and love to you all, Moopy.

 

[big ron]

Just had a power nap. It was glorious

 

[Diddy]

What’s that in devalued pounds shillings and pence, may I ask?

All of them

 

[Lucille]

I wore my least faggy jumper to the working mens club, and it’s still TOO FAGGY!

 

[Lucille]

Girls.

 

[lolly]

Disciplinary action? Is it STAFF?

 

[Soldi]

Love that it’s been a recurring problem since MARCH

 

[Lucille]

Disgusting and foul

 

[Music]

Girls.

View attachment 14958

Paging @Martha Skidd

 

[Marina Salty]

Disgusting and foul

Trying to visualize the charming and fair manner to soil male toilets.

 

[jyxz]

Icelandic folk tale.

The Yule Cat, known as Jólakötturinn, a huge and vicious cat who is described as lurking about the snowy countryside during Christmas time and eating people who have not received any new clothes to wear before Christmas Eve.

 

[Marina Salty]

Fashion police

 

[Rachey]

I am officially fudged out for Christmas! We got incredibly close to running out of fudge today but luckily had enough, and should have enough to see us through next week. Then we're closed for a month!

 

[Rachey]

The boxes are usually full and double stacked, the multi spot are usually 5 deep and 5 high, the blue crates are usually spilling over with fudge.

God bless the island fudge addicts

 

[ButterTart]

Omg less than 4 hours to go, I can’t cope.

 

[jyxz]

Omg less than 4 hours to go, I can’t cope.

Shaking like a shitting dog?

 

[ButterTart]

Shaking like a shitting dog?

I could shit through the eye of a needle.

 

[octophone]

Just watched that Sparks documentary. Loveable.

Now for some alcohol and some music.

 

[COB]

This is making me hoot tonight

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is making me hoot tonight

Absolutely amazing

 

[big ron]

Ms Ron cant find the selotape anywhere and we have presents that need wrapping.

Ive had some ket.