HOW DO YOU FLIRT WITH A VEGAN?
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Ask what their favourite crudite to dip into houmous is 
Perhaps they might like a floret of RAW CAULIFLOWER!
Perhaps they might like a floret of RAW CAULIFLOWER!
Is a FLORET OF CAULIFLOWER the vegan equivalent of a ROSEBUD?Ask what their favourite crudite to dip into houmous is
Perhaps they might like a floret of RAW CAULIFLOWER!
Sally Thomsett
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Tell them your DOWNSTAIRS smells like CABBAGE. Always works for me DARLING.
ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
"Have a good look at this, love, and then try telling me you don't fancy eating meat."
Debbie Jellinsky
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Tell him he can suck on your banana, it's 100% vegan
AND NOT STRAIGHT EITHER
octophone
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hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning because I DON'T EAT EGGS AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU
ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
"I've not washed in three days, fancy getting your gums around some cruelty-free cheese? "
vespertine
God damn it Claude
Ask them if they want to be covered in agave nectar.
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vespertine
God damn it Claude
"But how do you get your protein?"
VIDEO PLEASE
SOME USE BEESWAX SO I AVOID THEM
straightorbroken
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You ask if they're getting enough protein.
How do vegans fist without a barrel of pig lard at hand?
Kate
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OT: I got a freebie of nutritional yeast and to my surprise it is QUITE DELICIOUS! I must find a suitable thread to request ideas for using it
It really is BEAUTIFUL! You can just sprinkle it over dishes instead of cheese.