How EVIL is Annika Wickihalder?

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It’s time we took this card out of the deck.

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Who do we think is more poisonous - Annika Wickihalder or Faith Kakembo?
 
Light remains in the "okay" pile and I can at least hum it unlike some of those other Finalen turds. I'm not going for evil just yet, just very BLAND.

Annika Wickihalder (no record deal) indeed!
 
2024 Melodifestivalen finalists ranked by EVILNESS

1. Maria Sur - Her people are on the right side of history but you just KNOW she keeps a frequently updated burn book.

2. Jay Smith - Is quietly convinced that he only failed to win because woke.

3. Annicka Wikihalder - A bad seed on this earth.

4. Danny Saucedo - Still runs an active burner account dedicated to spreading vicious rumours about Loreen.

5. Marcus & Martinus - Keep the third triplet locked in the attic with an occasionally refreshed bucket of fish heads.

6. LIAMOO - The definitional centrist dad

7. Dotter - Instinctually liberal but starting to get a bit evangelical about motherhood post-sprog.

8. Lisa Ajax - Thinks Dotter needs to STFU about the holistic benefits of breastfeeding.

9. Medina - Here for a good time, not a long time.

10. Jacqline - Dispenses no-bullshit but empathetic advice with one hand while ordering you a safe Uber home with the other.

11. Smash Into Pieces - Like most screamcore types, unfailingly kind-hearted and liberal.

12. Cazzi Opeia - The den mother we all need. She’s seen, done and snorted it all. She’ll make sure you get the good stuff, cradle you through the comedown and never breathe a word of what she’s seen and heard to anyone.
 
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I still haven't been able to go a single week this year without thinking of Cazzi coming out in those MADONNA BRAIDS
 
I had a dream last night that a Melodifestivalen performer (can't remember who) pushed me over at the start of her performance; I'm sure it was inspired by this thread.
 
I had a dream last night that a Melodifestivalen performer (can't remember who) pushed me over at the start of her performance; I'm sure it was inspired by this thread.
Almost certainly the wildly villainous Cazzi. Never have I been more certain than I am that she spent her childhood killing insects with a magnifying glass on sunny days.
 

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