How MONDAY are you?

[Tisch]

NOT VERY

Poor Iguania has been delayed 5 hours coming home from his "work holiday" (as Tig puts it). It's been 9 days and I've been living in RENOVATION CHAOS on my own so he needs to come back and start experiencing it for himself please (plus I miss him I suppose )

 

[octophone]

Morning. Off work because my stomach decided to collapse during the night and I'm in some degree of pain. Absolute pest, I have things to do as well.

 

[lolly]

Unfortunately I feel about 73% Monday

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I feel horribly Monday. Only a couple of hours of work today (because why not?), but I genuinely can't be arsed.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have this week off work and had wanted to head out on interesting walks but the weather seems like it's going to be shite

 

[lolly]

We seem to be in for the kind of weather that guarantees a pair of young women in bikinis in a fountain at Weston Super Mare on the local paper before the week is out.

PHEW, WHAT A SCORCHER!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've been obliged to go and work in a school I don't want to work at. The travel is way too long and the school is just a bit shite. My agent has put me down for loads of shifts there starting this week. I need the money, but not the stress. I don't need to travel for an hour on a bus in the muggy heat, only to then be confronted by a bunch of disinterested morons. I've been spoilt by working at lovely schools.

 

[Shirley]

Disclaimer: This message has been sent to you because of your eminence.

Mmm I know right

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's soooooooooooooooooo hot today.

 

[Shirley]

On the downside Mr S is now DISCHARGED from mental health again

On the upside I got a £75 TESCO GIFT CARD from the CARER'S CHARITY

SWINGS AND ROUNDABOUTS

 

[Sheena]

Spend it on YOU and on something ENTIRELY frivolous.

New nylons, a pair of Dr Scholls, that sort of thing.

 

[Shirley]

A bottle of GIN and a lovely SWIMSUIT

 

[lolly]

It's going to be a CLAMMY NIGHT, isn't it?

 

[Star]

It's going to be a CLAMMY NIGHT, isn't it?

I tell you with these hormones I'm struggling