My Dad used to call them KNICKERS which always sounded grossly sexual to me.

As inspired by our little chat just now and yes this is a transparent excuse for me to use the word PANTIES wherever possible
There’s really nothing worse than the word KNICKERS.
PANTIES sounds very twee American to these ears.

Panties and knickers both make me think of dirty old men.
When packing for holiday I still go "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and one extra in case I shit myself"Once a day, unless I shit my pants.
When packing for holiday I still go "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and one extra in case I shit myself"
I mean it’s always happening! So very easy to follow through 
I've said every three days but it can be MORE or LESS frequent than that - I play it by ear. I'm certainly not a MUST DO IT DAILY OR ELSE person, though.
Tiny bit squalid I think we’ll all agree but we’re NOT HERE TO JUDGE
I suppose it’s poor @ZenGiraffe who has to CHISEL them off.
It's why I keep a pair of Safety goggles in the nightstandI suppose it’s poor @ZenGiraffe who has to CHISEL them off.
I've said every three days but it can be MORE or LESS frequent than that - I play it by ear. I'm certainly not a MUST DO IT DAILY OR ELSE person, though.