How often do you change your underwear?

[Catatonia]

Wondering...what counts as underwear exactly? For example if a person forgot to remove their pyjama trousers last Thursday for, say, a few days but wore clothes on top when popping to Waitrose for tonic wine and tissues
( perhaps) would those now ingrained pyjama trews be considered ...underwear? If underworn. Or, as in this case, overworn underneath.
Just popping out for more wine..I mean strawberries and healthy snacks.
Just you know, wondering, in case there was a pandemic and I ever did that.

 

[Indie]

They feel like a nappy, to be fair.

 

[Catatonia]

They feel like a nappy, to be fair.

Cosy.

 

[Zu]

Wondering...what counts as underwear exactly? For example if a person forgot to remove their pyjama trousers last Thursday for, say, a few days but wore clothes on top when popping to Waitrose for tonic wine and tissues
( perhaps) would those now ingrained pyjama trews be considered ...underwear? If underworn. Or, as in this case, overworn underneath.
Just popping out for more wine..I mean strawberries and healthy snacks.
Just you know, wondering, in case there was a pandemic and I ever did that.

Oh you and your fluctuating THIRD AND FIRST PERSON SCENARIOS

I would say that if “they’re” a Waitrose rather than a DOWN THE ASDA’S girl, they could safely choose DAILY regardless of actual frequency or clothing type and also anything else would be judged badly anyway and everyone would have them down as the lounge stinky

 

[straightorbroken]

It sounds DIRTY to me

This lovely song may be the reason

As soon as I read the word PANTIES I was getting myself ready...

SOILED PANTIES, WHITE PANTIES, SCHOOL PANTIES, Y-FRONT PANTIES

 

[Catatonia]

Oh you and your fluctuating THIRD AND FIRST PERSON SCENARIOS

I would say that if “they’re” a Waitrose rather than a DOWN THE ASDA’S girl, they could safely choose DAILY regardless of actual frequency or clothing type and also anything else would be judged badly anyway and everyone would have them down as the lounge stinky

I *may* have been referring to myself, yes... Oops.
I may switch from Waitrose to a more budget shopping option. I hear they allow onesies, problem solved as who knows what's in those?? Plus last time I passed my local grocery merchant there were two guys sat in a trolley outside smoking weed and a woman crying to her friend by the Christmas trees. Almost unbearably festive, so like my childhood Christmases ( cue Christmas classic and the old guy with the jumper off the telly circa 1984, maybe) who needs underwear if they smell of egg nog and passive weed smoke eh? And the cheese aisle...

 

[Catatonia]

I *may* have been referring to myself, yes... Oops.
I may switch from Waitrose to a more budget shopping option. I hear they allow onesies, problem solved as who knows what's in those?? Plus last time I passed my local grocery merchant there were two guys sat in a trolley outside smoking weed and a woman crying to her friend by the Christmas trees. Almost unbearably festive, so like my childhood Christmases ( cue Christmas classic and the old guy with the jumper off the telly circa 1984, maybe) who needs underwear if they smell of egg nog and passive weed smoke eh? And the cheese aisle...

*jogs to Asdaaah which can sound quite posh, with a mouthful of cheese*
* is socially distanced by everyone there so probably smells*

 

[Lucille]

It takes quite the effort to be the smelliest person is ASDA.